besties with testes

When two men hang out constantly and refuse to admit their longing to have the others genitals in their mouths. So basically, it's the manlier version of a "bromance."

Yes, I would love to do the dutch rudder with you! We're besties with testes!

by misterlovahlovahooogirl August 13, 2010

Testevaned

When you ejaculate on to a plate of mexican food and then proceed to eat it.

The enchiladas had no flavor so I testevaned them.

by Bob and Grant January 3, 2008

texted out

when you are texting someone and someone else is talking and you listen for a short moment before you get involved in a text and forget what their talking about

P1: Hey you wana hear a story?
P2: (while texting) Yea, sure
P1: Ok, so last night i was dancing and.....
P2: Just stop, im texted out

by Peter Grochal June 16, 2008

Testeroids

(n) The inflammation in one's ass after pulling out an unexplainable high score on a test that wasn't properly studied for.

Casey: I went in to that ACSC test pretty much blind and still got a 90%.

Roark: Dude you must have some serious testeroids right now.

Casey: WTFO?

by Casekeibs April 21, 2010

textedemic

That non-stop text messing group that you were unvoluntarily placed in and is repeatedly posted in that you cannot stop.

My phone is blowing up because of this stupid textedemic.

by Nigel Alward April 17, 2013

Testeriffic

When the taste of cum is good

Wow, your cum tastes Testeriffic

by TheRabbitCage May 24, 2015

Testero

Testosterone bby

Testero is good

by Tarferhal April 18, 2018