tunnel tester

Homosexual. Male who lives to shove his dick up other males arses.

Watch your back when Wayne's around, he a tunnel tester you know.

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

organic traffic tester

Stroller, absent-mindedly pushed out into traffic (often between 2 parked cars) by distracted/stupid parent prior to crossing street. If Tester returns to owner empty or mangled, there was a car coming.

"OMG, I totally had to swerve to avoid that Organic Traffic Tester!"

by Wrabbit November 9, 2009

Random Breast Tester

One who tests random breasts either by sucking, fondling or caressing the breasts orally and physically.

Trance

by Trance baby :D March 22, 2003

testaboobie

The phenomena of bumping into a woman's breast area, leaving the woman wondering if it was really an accident or if they were just violated.

I smacked your sleezy boyfriend because he pulled a testaboobie on me.

by spinxcat August 6, 2004

Testaverticles

Alternate spelling for Testaverde.

I had Testaverticles on my fantasy football team and he killed my season.

by Cunningest Linguist May 26, 2006

Bed Tester

An unemployed person living off benefits and who lies in bed all afternoon doing nothing and is proud of the fact they are not actively seeking work

Paul:''so joe what do you work at?'' Joe:''im a bed tester LOL''

by Easylover August 9, 2009

Canine's testes

Poncey synonym for the Dog's Bollocks.

That rollercoaster was the absolute dog's bollocks. It was the proverbial canine's testes.

by dcs234 May 28, 2006