Twasted

To be strange, weird, spasticated, or well done in.

You're well twasted, you are.

by Dommo September 21, 2005

twasted

the combination of both twat and bastard. used as a convienient and somewhat funny alternative to swearing.

you are a twasted.

by simon ellis September 21, 2005

Twasill

Past tense of being ill; sick; dope; cool

Did you go to Jozos party? Twasill!

by TheDarkOne808 February 14, 2012

twash

To wash ones vagina after sexual intercourse. usually wiped with a wet towel to remove lube, etc. mostly referring to outside cleaning, although could also be substituted for the more vulgar word, douche.

"That was amazing, but I need to go twash off so I don't get sticky puss."

by wizdumb October 17, 2013

twashcloth

A washcloth used to clean the crotch, especially when used by a woman after sex to wipe the twat, hence twashcloth

Dude I took a shower in the morning before I left and accidentally used her twashcloth! So fucking gross.

by xraecat November 30, 2014

twasberry

Blowing a raspberry on a girl's twat.

"John was going down on me last night and out of nowhere he gave me a twasberry."

by kingbronx August 29, 2014

Twasted

It's the stage after tipsy before wasted

Nya, lexi, nicole and Lisa were all twasted at the Kearny!!! 44 Clinton Ave be there!!!!!

by Let's get lit July 26, 2017