Try Me Bitch Tuesday

Every Tuesday: say try me bitch to everyone that’s messin wit you.

Bella: What’s today?
Hannah: It’s Tuesday, you know what that means.
Bella: Try Me Bitch Tuesday!

by tmbt.creator December 11, 2018

Rusty Tuesday

To stick ones penis in another persons ear.

"Did you hear what Drew did Corinne?"
"No, what?!?!?"
That fucker gave 'er a rusty tuesday when that bitch was shitfaced! Cheekey bastard...

by Aaron Costello January 17, 2008

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

"I'd like you to lend me some money"

Etymology is from the cartoon "Popeye", where the character Wimpy would frequently utter this phrase. He was a glutton, and would consume burgers at a ferocious rate but could rarely pay for his habit.

The phrase implies the underlying feeling that the person will unlikely actually pay for the hamburger (or whatever) on Tuesday (or ever, for that matter.

I told my bank that I'd gladly 'pay them tuesday for a hamburger today' to buy that new sportscar, but they wouldn't approve me.

by Don Engel May 17, 2004

Top Yourself Tuesday

A Tuesday that is, or is going to be, so bad you are tempted to commit suicide, or "top yourself"

Joeys student 1: OMG, we have an English task first Tuesday back!
Joeys studnet 2: Fml, get keen for Top Yourself Tuesday everyone!

by PrettyStarFury August 22, 2009

Tie Tuesday

Tie Tuesday is the practice, tradition and/or religion of wearing a Tie on every Tuesday. Regardless of what the dress code is at the place of work. Specially if it is business casual or casual. It makes people wonder what is going on and think you are going on interviews or have a special occasion.

Hey, nice tie.
Yeah, it's Tie Tuesday.
Whoa, why are you wearing a tie?
It's Tie Tuesday.
Hey, you're wearing a tie, Are you going on an interview?
No, It's Tie Tuesday.

by fryguy August 10, 2007

Titty Tuesday

The one day of the week when girls get their tits out, can also be known as "tits out Tuesday"

Hey it's Tuesday today, lets get our tits out for Titty Tuesday !

by Ch1rps January 18, 2019

Tuesday Talk

Exaggerated speak of participation in upcoming weekend festivities which will inevitably retrack as Friday nears.

Mike: "Ohhhh I'll def be there! I'll be there drinking by 3pm - drunk by 5!"

Justin: "Hmm, I don't know.... that sounds like Tuesday Talk to me"

by MYNAMEISDNICE October 8, 2009