Astro Travelling

More specific than the definition of Astro Traveling. Astro Travelling is driving whilst high on mari. The term is used prolifically by Quasimoto and/or Madlib

Yo we flying through your
Neighbourhood at hyperspeed//
Astro Travelling off that hydro weed

by DoubleKay January 20, 2009

trailing green

To fart. In the old Pepe LePew cartoons, his stench was symbolized by a green trail coming from his backside. When you pass gas, you are trailing green.

"Guys...we need to leave the room. I'm trailing green."

by Fatty B December 10, 2006

Travelanche

When a considerable amount of bags and/or suitcases get packed into the back of a vehicle to the point that they are about to fall out.

"Suzzy, if you put any more bags in the car we'll have a travelanche."

by Ryman90 February 4, 2010

time travelling

The act of blacking out as a result of excess consumption of alcohol.

I don't remember anything from last night, I was time travelling for 4 or 5 hours strong after those tequila shots.

by WaterStreetManiac August 31, 2008

Hector The Time Travelling Midget

A man from the year 2098 who was much different than the rest of the people at that time, for he was only 3' tall. Everyone else in the world was at the shortest about 5' 2". This troubled Hector cause he was always picked on and people would throw him around much like a football. It being the year 2098, time travel had already been invented about 23 years ago. Hector thought about using time travel to change history so that there would be more short people like him. After acquiring the means to travel through time (which cost him $18.75 on Ebay), Hector travelled back in time many times, but was always thwarted in his attempt to make more short people. After many attempts Hector finally travelled back to the Primordial Soup. The goo that started all life sat before him. Sitting and pondering what to do to change history, Hector came up with the grandest of schemes. "Ah ha!", said Hector. "I will contaminate this ooze with my own ooze.", Hector shouted with glee. After an intense one and a half minutes of self gratification (Everything is shorter for midgets), he dumped his load into the soup causing a mass fusion of his "little" genes into the normal genes. After many eons of Evolution, thanks to Hector's deeds, we have been blessed with many small creatures. This is how the Pterodactyl became the chicken. Its how the shark became the goldfish. Its also how we got actors like Verne Troyer. No one knows what happened to Hector. My thoughts are that since he fucked with the timeline he never came to be. Poor, poor Hector. All this to make a friend and he never even existed. The moral of the story, I guess, is to not throw hair dryers into the bathtub.

Dude 1: "Man I hate that show Little People Big World. Who the hell came up with that shit?"

Dude 2: "Its all made possible because of Hector The Time Travelling Midget."

Dude 1: "Damn you Hector, damn you."

by Supa' Dub T June 30, 2008

troweling

The act of a man defecating into the belly button (navel) of his sex partner or room mate, immediately followed by using his erect penis to smooth out the feces flush to the surrounding area; similar to using a trowel.

I love it when Tom is troweling me when we're making love!

by McDuk July 25, 2009

Trailing

Slang for smoking the prescription drug Oxycontin. The drug is smoked by splitting up the pill, usually in fourths, then placing a piece on foil. The pill is then slid slowing down the foil while following it underneath with a lighter. The smoke or gas released is then sucked up with some sort of straw. A black trail is left on the foil where the drug was being lit hence the name "trailing."

"Lets go trail some oxy brah."

"We're trailing the rest of that bottle tonight."

by SilentJ3737 July 9, 2009