tofu

Gelatinous, pretty much flavorless hunks of bean curd. Good addition of (some, but not all kinds of) protien to a vegetarian diet, and it can be flavored pretty easily.

Ever since I became vegetarian, I started eating more (free range) eggs, nuts, mushrooms (heh), and tofu!

by Mike December 29, 2003

Stinky Tofu

This is just one more slang term for fecal matter. This can be used to insult someone or just to be yelled out in the most conspicuious of times.

"Ever since my girlfriend broke up with me, I've felt like a big pile of Stinky tofu."
"I've got to make some stinky tofu after eating that hot pastrami sandwitch."

by chang-a-lang February 7, 2006

tofu

= Lesbien Sex, i.e lacking meat

Did you get your TOFU last night

by delemma113 January 17, 2007

ToFu

Not bad at all. Certainly better than eating cooked flesh...

Tofu isn't bad. Make fun of me all you want for it.

by annonomous or however its spelled July 12, 2005

tofuffalo

bison flavoured tofu (not to be confused with bofu, or tofu flavoured bison)

That tofuffalo bannock burger was sooooo good!

by just working July 19, 2010

tofu sandwich

A sexual act that occurs within the crevice between a mattress and mattress pad, thus producing an added force effect.

Bro I had this chick in a tofu sandwich!

by bonchonsex9 October 12, 2010

tofurfucken

a traditional vegetarian Thanksgiving dish; consists of tofu turkey (tofurkey) stuffed with tofu duck (tofuck); served with a smug smirk of "aren't-we-better-than-the-meat-eaters"

Carnivore: "What do your people do for the entree at Thanksgiving dinner?"

Vegetarian: "Well, since we don't eat death? You know? Ummm, we eat tofurfucken."

Carnivore: "You're so lame."

by The Opster November 23, 2011