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trolley tracks

Noun- pertaining to hockey. When a player tries to run the puck up the middle and is run over in the process.
James' facemask touched his nose after he got caught in the trolley tracks.
by Weens September 24, 2005
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Tracksuit Mafia

Similar in meaning to Charver and Scroat

defines anyone with Adidas trackies tucked into thier socks, rockports, berghouse 5 sizes too big -ideal for going shopping (read shoplifting.) affliction for asking if you have 20p for the phone to EVERYONE THAT PASSES THEM and a degree in hotwiring escorts.
Not to mention addiction to white lighning, Lambert and butler, street corners and Benifits Oh and usually crack/herion.
Look at any council estate in the North of England. With a serious epidemic developing in Leeds.

"got 20p ft fone" "NO" next victim; "got 20p ft fone" "NO" next victim; "got 20p ft fone" "NO"...
by P2k June 26, 2004
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racing tracks

The brown streaks left behind by young kids that don't wipe their ass cracks.


Often heard while talking to redneck assholes living in West Virginia.
My son shit and didn't wipe his butt so I had to use oxyclean to get out his racing strips.
by Brant September 27, 2004
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cum-tracks

cum-tracks are the trails of dried cum that a guy leaves on his sheets from jacking off and not using a cum-sock.
Matt washed my cum-sock, so now I've got cum-tracks on my sheets!
by USAF Cadet November 1, 2020
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chicken tracks

chicken tracks are those nasty brown lines you find stuck to the sides of your toilet bowl after taking a nice juicy dump. it usually take 2 or 3 flushes to finally rinse them off!!!
if you were to shit and then let 2 roosters in the bowl to fight it out, you would definitely find chicken tracks scattered around the bowl!! may the best cock win!!!!
by peter avallone September 30, 2006
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elephant tracks

The act of expelling a large amount of diarrhea on a womans stomach, then dipping your ass cheecks into the wet poop mess and pulling them out to leave an imprint resembling that of an elephant track.
Ted: I was boning down with your mother last night and suddenly had to shit like hella. I barely turned around and my shit blasted all over her gut and I slipped back and my ass cheecks landed in it. I got up and it looked like elephant tracks.

Xavier: Damn, thats sounds awesome!
by poopboobs187 June 24, 2011
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snail tracks

When performing a lap dance, strippers will rubb there clitoris on the customer's pants. During this process the stripper will become aroused and her natural sex lubricants will seep out of her vagina onto the recipiant of the lap dance.

After a couple of minutes the natural vaginal lubricant that seeped out onto the customers pants will dry and get crusty thus leaving a "snail track" down the patron's pants.
DoocheBag 1: Where is the nearest dry cleaners?
DoocheBag 2: What for?
DoocheBag 1: I got a lap dance last night and that horny skank left snail tracks on my best pants.
DoocheBag 2: sweet! huh huh, huh huh
by JayC2008 August 21, 2008
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