Tile Ass

Whenever someone has a ass that is do fucking flat; that even pancakes quiver in fear whenever they see people with a Tile Ass.

Chad 1: Oh mah gawd bro, Stephanie has such a Tile Ass dude
Chad 2: Yeah dude, but like Sun Tzu said, if there's a hole; there's a way.

by Thatweirdcrazyguy September 30, 2020

Swedish tiling

When protecting a tile in order to recieve gifts or benefits from the owner of the tile.

Pjukkie did swedish tiling for nudes.

by TotallyNotTineRgr8 September 21, 2022

tile texting

when you mostly text another individual from the bathroom for whatever reason. a many bathrooms have tiles. usually a close friend but can also be someone you are texting in secret.

I am convinced my boyfriend is tile texting some girl. in the bathroom for hours with his phone.

by tardilady March 4, 2025

tiled

Imagine being a tile being part of a wall made of tiles. You are made of stone so basically you are stoned. You can't really move because you are squeezed around all the other tiles. And you are tired af.

"Oh man, I feel so tiled".

by sfxx January 11, 2019

tile tease

Someone who puts a tile in any game sideways to hold a spot while thinking of a better move.

Stop taking so long you Tile Tease.

by Poor Board Bastards February 6, 2021

Elbrus Tile

Special tile used in shower or pool installations to protect ordinary tile from excess cum stains during group orgies and gay sex parties.

Let me tell you Mark, there's going to be so many fuck boys tonight, I had Elbrus Tile installed just to protect my shower floor.

by styridsatdva December 30, 2022

tile munchers

A woman who munches on clean-shaven-hairless pussies.

Sarah & Cassie are tile munchers together. They went slip & sliding today.

by The Big One. October 9, 2010