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Stop fucking swearing

A response to people who ask you what your mother would do if she heard you cursing.
Student: What the fuck is going on with the lights cunt?

Teacher: What would your mother do if she just heard you?

Student: She’d tell me to stop fucking swearing!
by STOpfuckingswearing February 15, 2019
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sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog

sweating profusely; to sweat a lot. indicates a hot day, or a hot room.
Mike: Man I'm sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog in here!
Greg: Shut up dickhead.
by m milfton November 6, 2006
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Sweating like a rapist

Analogy to refer to someone who is sweating profusely.

Usually referred to one belonging the larger human group.
<at the gym>
Guy 1: "Check out that dude!"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's sweating like a rapist"
by raarky April 20, 2004
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SWEATIN LIKE A MILLER

A person who sweats alot, even if it is 40 degrees outside.
A person who carries a towel in there pocket to wipe excessive sweat off ones body even when motionless.
That Guy over there hasn't gotten off that park bench in hours yet he's sweatin like a miller.
by J.T. MONEY July 5, 2006
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Swerving

Swerving is a thing that limelight’s like to do. Limelights are fans of the band Why Don’t We. People swerve because limelights have their lane (their crush in The band) and they may swerve to another member.
Person1: did you see that hot picture of Daniel Seavey?
Person2: STOP IM IN JONAHS LANE YOUR MAKING ME SWERVE
swerving
by rachaelr August 22, 2018
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what one does when it's fucking hot!
Fuck me it's so hot I'm sweating like a scouser in Dixons
by eddie23 August 6, 2003
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sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

To be perspiring profusely
Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention
by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008
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