Speed Bump

Drinking a glass of water between alcoholic beverages

Dude, don't forget to speed bump between those Fireball shots or you'll have a hangover.

by Chili_Dawg_3000 July 30, 2022

High-Speed Bob & Weave

Whilst driving, your passenger sees fit to give you head. As lap bobbing is commenced, you weave along the highway whilst thanking your higher power.

Man, I was on the Hutch the other day... and this crazy bitch Olivia gave me a High-Speed Bob & Weave.

by DontTalkMore January 15, 2011

built for speed

A girl who has a tight smokin body who you wanna ride.

She's totally built for speed. Just take a look at that ass.

by Crazy Pedro August 26, 2005

speed dick

the worst thing in the world. your penis looks as if it has taken a time machine back to when you were first born. yet you are really horny, but are scared to show it to women, because they might mistake it for a vienna sausage.

Right now i have been on a speed run since 10 o'clock in the morning (it is now 12:15 at night). I've been in ice cold ocean water, and my penis is smaller than ever, plus I cannot acheive an erection. my nuts have un-dropped. fuck speed dick.

by Joe Willy Namath February 21, 2009

speed run

(n) a video demonstrating a player's extraordinary skills in a certain game, usually done in a length of time otherwise impossible for average players. fun to watch if you can't beat a game.

you could try to beat the game, or you could watch someone else do it in a much shorter time than any of our lazy asses would've

by esomi November 28, 2004

Speed Limit Steve

A term used when refering to a slow driver that refuses to drive above the damn speed limit.

Heine: Look at Speed Limit Steve here, can we drive at least 45 on the highway?
Koup: Hit the bike lane and go around him...

by Keynalla December 17, 2006

Speechjob

A form of sex when a girl talks to a boy about current events until the boy ejaculates out of his penis.

I just gave that dude a good Speechjob yesterday

by Raphadolphin June 8, 2011