Straightaphobic

Dislike or prejudice to hetro people.

Nobody: Straight people do anything wrong.

Straightaphobic Person: “See, straight people, can’t do nothing right.”

by Greek_Tyrin July 26, 2023

straightjacket feeling

Being torn between wanting to be in a relationship and wanting to be single.

“This straightjacket feeling is seriously getting to me. I want a girlfriend but I also like te freedom of being single.”

by FreeloaderLoser July 31, 2023

Straighte

Straight + date = straighte. A straight date.

I have a straighte tonight and I want to cancel.

Have you been on a straighte before? I highly don't recommend...

by LingDanc803 January 12, 2024

straightmaxx

To become straight

Usually used when someone is being gay asf to the point where your homophobia is about to get triggered and set to max level

John : Oh my gosh , slay , that is beauuuuutiful yay , gurls like it oh my god
Bryan : You need to straightmaxx

by manisuckdick January 23, 2024

Straightener

A term used by :- complete pussy's/ chavs pussy's, people who aspire to be bullies but just ain't hard enough, people that wish they were hard / cool but never will be, cowards who are unloved / unlovable, wimps who couldn't punch their way out of a money spiders web, spoilt mummy's boys who have ridiculous tattoos to try and mask their wimpyness. Especially used by the type of people that probably turn up to your house when they know your not there, pretending they've got some sort of bottle infront of your Mrs.

"I went to his house for a straightener but he wasn't there so I told his fucking Mrs instead. "

"I was gonna have a straightener with him then! You wait till I see him next!" ( right after you just passed him and did fuck all)

by Tough guy666 April 18, 2024

straightforward guy

A lust-crazed stud who's being totally "open 'n' honest" regarding his tongue-lolling interest in a hot chick, in dat he's stark-naked and his "downstairs tongue" is majorly "lolling" as well --- i.e., da "object of his desire" is both stiffly-extended parallel with da ground and sticking out directly ahead of his abdomen, in eager readiness to be inserted into said luscious looker's equally-juicy love-tunnel.

Telling yer teenage-sweetie's "paw" dat you're a 100% straightforward guy may not actually instill much confidence in said watchful/protective parent's mind, in dat (A) he himself was a teenage lad once, and so he knows only too well how hot they can get between their legs, and (B) he'll be able to easily see da massive crotch-bulge dat you're "obviously" sporting, and so he may think twice about whether he's okay with your palling around with his "little pumpkin" unsupervised! :P

by QuacksO January 21, 2025

Straightbaiting

If there is a word "Queerbaiting" for the straights, there should also be one for the gays! Introducing, STRAIGHTBAITING. Where lesbians and gays reunite to bait straights to bring them terror they give for the gays when they bait us.

These are the straightbaiters' objective:

1. To bait the straights
2. Make them say their homophobic thoughts without them realizing that we are straightbaiters
3. Expose their discrimination and feed off their drained soul
And lastly, 4. Convert them to become HOMOSEXUALS

Louisse: Oh my God, I know. I'm so straight. (Little do they know that I'm straightbaiting them BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.)

by jasontoddxoxoxo March 12, 2025