The act of discarding the first square of toilet paper while in a bathroom. This removes the outside chance that the last patron touched that piece while removing toilet paper for his own use. This becomes especially important when using a public restroom. Also can be referred to as s-squared.
"Hey man, you better practice safety-squaring when you're done in there."
"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"
"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"
by UWbadgers16 February 18, 2009
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If Billy keeps smoking "The Squawking Gull", the captain will really give him something to squawk about.!! Arrgghh!sqwuaking
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Joshua is the type of guy who is just perfect…he’s silly but string, self conscious but confident, you never know what too expect but you always know your getting the best from him because that’s all he wants to give. He’s got piercings and a silly smile. But he’s the only Joshua Shaddinger you’ll need no matter what
Ex.) oh my god…is that Joshua Shaddinger,
the emo kid who gives everyone nothing but attention and doesn’t receive enough of it?!
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by Squatling7 February 13, 2018
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(drinking wine with attitude)
recreational gulp of wine with attitude...
very fun after work.
(you can only squaff down wine)
(drinking wine with attitude)
recreational gulp of wine with attitude...
very fun after work.
(you can only squaff down wine)
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Alex: I was at the bathroom
Me: 20 MINUTES????? Sounds like you were squaring
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Alex: I was at the bathroom
Me: 20 MINUTES????? Sounds like you were squaring
Alex: my stomach hurt a little after all that food 🤷 ♂️
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