Skip to main content

spunk shui

The art of arranging any room in your home where you might be masturbating such that nobody can walk in on you with your back turned.
My buddy got busted yanking it to youporn by his old lady because his office has bad spunk shui. His back was to the door.
by acefan February 27, 2009
mugGet the spunk shui mug.

spunk bullet

an occurance, usually when wanking an unwanked penis resulting in the discharged semen travilling a longer distance than usual, occasionally hitting the firer in their own face.
"had my first wank in a week today and i fired a large caliber spunk bullet, near took my head off!
by shaftshagnasty August 5, 2008
mugGet the spunk bullet mug.

Spunk Toss

The act of masturbating and throwing the ejaculate onto a female or unfortunate/unruly bystander.
Justin was being a little bitch so I fucking spunk tossed him.
by Spedx16 January 26, 2009
mugGet the Spunk Toss mug.

spunk bucket

a female recipient of many varied donors of sperm..AKA slut. hence spunk bucket.
see her over there..she`s a spunk bucket
by M.nelson September 25, 2003
mugGet the spunk bucket mug.

spunk shitter

One who participates in anal sex, after which pushes out a creamed turd.... hence, Spunk Shitter
Simon Hickford of Tongham goes to the hogs back for some gay dogging, dirty Spunk Shitter
by Darren Dent December 25, 2007
mugGet the spunk shitter mug.

spunk bubble

The literal definition for "Spunk Bubble" is the tip of the condom that's sole purpose is to block and trap semen. If you were to call someone a "Spunk Bubble", you would be infering that the person is in the way and needs to get the fuck out of the way. True "Spunk Bubble" people are oblivious to the fact that they are wasting everyones time or getting in everyones way.
1. That fucking Spunk Bubble is only doing 45 mph on the freeway.

2. That Spunk Bubble Bitch has 47 items in the 10 items or less check-out line.
by Construction Guy August 9, 2009
mugGet the spunk bubble mug.

spunk trumpet

When a laydee is felating a lucky gent: just as he thunders past the vinegar strokes and he cums into her mouth, the puffing out of her cheeks at the point of no return is reminiscent of her playing the 'spunk trumpet'
Ee - that ethel everreddy - she's a one for that spunk trumpet
by Leigh August 1, 2003
mugGet the spunk trumpet mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email