spommit

Spam left in the comments section of a blog - it's especially annoying because they increase the number of apparent comments, leading to the dismay of the blog administrator upon finding the comments are only spam.

"Eww - there's spommit all over these comments." and: "Ick! Someone spommited in your comments!"

by Dina Roberts September 23, 2005

spoof a charlie

to smoke a cigarette. this is usually used during parties where the host doesn't allow smoking in the house. so one person will invite another outside for a smoke.

I just bought a box of squares, do you want to go outside and spoof a charlie?

by alex middleton December 6, 2006

somft

Another way to say soft, but like super duper soft, the most absolute softness. Usually describing people's physical aspects rather than personality.

Sometimes used to describe chubby/fat people in a positive way.

when i cuddle him and lay my head on his tum, I'm so happy because it's just so Somft...mmmmm

her boobs are quite somft when i nestle my head in them

by SomftMan June 15, 2021

spoff

noun - ejaculate

She makes me want to cough my spoff.

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

Spoof

Sexual Play On Odd Furniture.

Zach came over to my house one day and we went exploring onto my basement where we found a odd piece of furniture and started spoofing. It was a great day

by spoofmaster October 23, 2011

spoofumentary

A film that spoofs the documentary genre

Spinal Tap is truly the granddaddy of the spoofumentary genre

by markrp April 8, 2010

Spoofner

A word that means i feel incredible amounts of love for you right now. Meaning I love you but X100. Its is only to be used when someone does something uber special and you just cannot contain your amounts of love.

ex. oh man. spoofner. thats all i can say.
ex. SPOOFNER <3

by frenchfry(: November 4, 2012