Spaffro

When you get love juice into your pubes making them go bouffant

I can no longer wear these pants, my spaffro is poking out the side

by Paul Wray September 12, 2006

Spoof Gleem

A woman who's beauty blinds people, her eyes can stare into your soul, her hair resembles the locks of God's Angels, her skin makes her body illuminate as if some deity is casting an ever glowing light on her, her teeth are as white as snow... She's every mans dream girl

Melissa: If you had one wish what would it be?

Peter: On the beach with a bag full of lettuce and a Taiwanese Spoof Gleem

by C'mon Brogod February 5, 2014

spofford, nh

A "quaint" village of:
1. senior citizens
2. trees
3. chipmunks
4. a post office
5. a lake

Spofford, NH is a lousy place to live, unless you enjoy backgammon and chipmunks.

by caittt February 18, 2009

spofo

a forum in Craig's List where sports are discussed. It is open forum where there is trolling and many examples of homoerotic writings.

I heard it on SPOFO the Josh gave Mike a "reach-around"

by roland cockhomo January 6, 2008

spoad

a creamy smooth excretion that comes from my chode

I shot a load of spoad from my chode into mrs #2, Coma,,, then I stepped on it after it fell from her GINE to the carpet.

That guy from night rider sucks spoad

by seepage February 4, 2009

splaff

When a guy shoots his load into a girls ass.

My god, I splaffed into her ass so hard she ended up in China.

by Ricardinho May 30, 2006

Spaff

To ejaculate, usually into or onto something (more than likely an innanimate object)

Id love to spaff in that kettle.

Ill happily spaff on that bints toast.

by Big-OH January 23, 2009