an expression proclaimed by men with a turkey neck fetish to indicate a female with excessive neck flab.
by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007
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When someone randomly flips/clicks through a dictionary ou of boredom, and what you are currently doing.
You: Man I'm bored....
*click, click, click*
You:...... Hey I previously didn't know what this random ass phrase I will never use meant! Dictionary Spelunking pwns!
*click, click, click*
You:...... Hey I previously didn't know what this random ass phrase I will never use meant! Dictionary Spelunking pwns!
by Dr. Crowley April 27, 2009
Get the Dictionary Spelunking mug.Originally termed in the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut." Commonly mis-spelled as ass beehonker, this term refers to anal intercourse between two men. Splunking itself is decending into a deep cave, which is fitting.
by The Masticator April 12, 2006
Get the Ass Spelunker mug.Most often used in Cherry Magazines to turn hot young men on about to whack off. It is the semen goo that they shoot out of their cocks at climax that is large, sticky, and hard to get out of the eyes.
by JelloBoyFrozen September 2, 2009
Get the Splunk mug.One who paricipates in the act of searching inside people's anul cavaties.
Also, an individual who searches in or for asses.
Also, an individual who searches in or for asses.
Shut up you ass spelonker, I know you've been looking up your dad's ass to find that missing ring of yours.
Or...
You got shit on your face you ass spelonker.
Or...
You got shit on your face you ass spelonker.
by G-Zus and Mohawk Man May 13, 2005
Get the ass spelonker mug.The act of engaging in sexual relations with a woman who has a large, dark and cavernous vagina. This act of extreme desperation and bravery is usually reserved for men who have gone more than three weeks without getting laid, and who are willing to submerge themselves (without safety equipment and/or flashlights) without preparation into a vagina in which many enter and few return.
Examples:
"Koumi was one of the ballsiest spelunkers I have ever seen: he used to fuck XXXXXX without a condom or a GPS system"
"Guys, we lost one of our own today. I just got word that Andrew Tha Owner" died on a spelunking trip yesterday. He was in Wunsch's Cave when he sprained his ankle, and was unable to escape. He eventually ran out of air, and died."
"Koumi was one of the ballsiest spelunkers I have ever seen: he used to fuck XXXXXX without a condom or a GPS system"
"Guys, we lost one of our own today. I just got word that Andrew Tha Owner" died on a spelunking trip yesterday. He was in Wunsch's Cave when he sprained his ankle, and was unable to escape. He eventually ran out of air, and died."
by Bwahaha2010 May 10, 2010
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