Spaff mitten

The posh term for a Wank Sock.
A favoured and special sock used during masturbation for the capture of ejaculate.

I was changing our sons bedsheets last week when I discovered his heavily crystallised Spaff Mitten stuck to the underneath of the mattress.

by Garf1981 February 10, 2021

spafty

it describes how good you or someone or something else looks

Eg. I'm looking really spafty today.

The weather is pretty spafty today I love it.

by dousycrea February 23, 2021

SPAFFED

To Goo, Goop, Slime or Otherwise Coat Something In A Liquid Of Medium Viscosity

"FFS Chuck, You Have Spaffed All Over Me"

by TheThanex October 26, 2022

Spaff

A Goof, a Gaff, and a Laff that are brought together through powerful otherworldly means, creating a Spaff.

Jake: "Watching Zarna accuse Hugh Mungous of harassment and getting shut down was such a spaff!"
Logan: "Totally bro!"

by BagelBeater July 14, 2017

spafe

a term similar to safe, a general greeting.
sometimes used to inform someone a spoon is safe

hey man does this spoon have poison on it

nah its a spafe (safe spoon)

by ketimine rich June 19, 2008

spaffin'

ejaculating or cumming

Im gonna be spaffin' in yo face later on bitch

by King Rou December 18, 2007

Spaff

1) cum basically

2) When you have some unknown mixture on you and someone points it out

1) I spaffed all over her fat mouth last night

2) Dude, you got a bit of spaff on your shirt

by Ja-mmin April 24, 2005