Slapping the Sloth

Masturbating for an extended period of time with a slow, fluid motion of the entire arm, while using syrup (typically maple) as lubricant in order to ensure the process remains slow throughout climax. Proper technique stipulates motion beginning in the elbow, followed by the wrist and ending with a complete rotation of the shoulder. An instance of "slapping the sloth" or "sloth slapping" should never last under forty five minutes.

Tristan: Hey Jordan, tell Dyet that it's time for breakfast, I made pancakes

Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.

Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...

Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.

by Tra Trone January 6, 2013

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Ground Sloth

Named after the extinct, ground-dwelling relative of modern-day sloths, the Ground Sloth is a person who walks very slowly in front of you, especially while you're in a hurry. Whether out of malice or apathy, Ground Sloths tend to inhabit very narrow spaces, such as sidewalks or corridors, making bypassing them a difficult, dangerous or physically impossible task. To add insult to injury, Ground Sloths often travel in groups, known as herds.

I was heading down to the train station when I got stuck behind the slowest herd of ground sloths that ever roamed the earth. Missed my train because of them.

by P.Rex December 2, 2016

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rusty smith

A single rusty iron anal bead that has rusted over multiple uses.
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An anal bead that is left inside your asshole so long that it rusted from being in there.

I'm sorry Sir but I don't have a Rusty Smith in my system.

by SammyThe??? April 21, 2018

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Domanik Smith

Domanik Smith is a name of someone who was born or raised in a suburb family. But also someone who will work hard to become great, powerful and very wealthy. You might find a Domanik Smith where the rich and wealthy like to prosper.. You may find them in LA or the upper east side of Manhattan. He/She will do fabulous managing an enterprise or a grand cooperation, Domanik Smith takes up opportunities for more cash flow, due to an entrepreneurial mindset, he always win. Domanik Smith should study in the field of Business Management, Finance, Law, Accounting and Real Estate. Domanik Smith does great in life and business but when it comes to a true love… well let’s just say they’re in for a bumpy ride. Most Domanik Smith’s are very independent they like to do everything on their own, which can lead to trust issues among those who care. Although when they find the one, romance may spark and prosper naturally.

Domanik Smith is here to buy the company.

by Charles Klein October 28, 2021

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