Self Surgery

When you have some sort of bodily affliction you can fix on your own and you utilize household tools. If you don't have to go to the ER and you can do it on your own.

Personal surgery.

Tools could include using things like butter knives, steak knives, tweezers, scissors, needles, razor blades, finger nails, etc...

I was on a <bender> and ended up with a burn on my leg from when I fell in the bonfire. I have performed self surgery and cut out the burn area with a butter knife; avoiding the perilous emergency room.

by prozic December 28, 2005

Slumgerian

Slumgerian refers to someone who was born and raised in the ghettos, slums, or small towns of Algeria. A slumgerian is usually poor, yet ambitious and striving for success.

I'm just a Slumgerian with huge ambitions.

I met a guy who used to be a Slumgerian back in the day. However, he worked very hard in spite of all the hindrances, and he's now one of the wealthiest men here.

by Wail Boutahra April 15, 2020

Kentucky Slugger

When your having sex with a coked out whore and she asks you to punch her in the face during sex.

Guy1: DUDE!!!... I was with this haggard bitch last night and she asked me to "kentucky slugger" her!! HA HA HA

Guy2: WHAT!?!?!? Whata whore!!! HA HA HA!!... Did you??

Guy1: FUCK YEAH!!!!

by fuglytattoosonmyface July 26, 2009

slunger

An Appalachian noun describing either a fish of very large dimension or an unusually large pecker, (on either an animal or a human.) The 'g' has a soft pronunciation, like a 'j-sound'.

Man I dragged that catfish into the boat and it was a fuckin' slunger!

by The Grottomaster June 7, 2011

Louisville Slugger

Perhaps the most famous brand of baseball bat in the world. Beloved among office drones for that scene in Office Space when the three heroes take their infamously misfiring printer out into a field and bash it apart with said bat.

To beat the holy hell out of someone or something with a Lousiville Slugger (or any kind of bat) is "to go Louisville" on them/it. Example:
"Christ, did you see them go Louisville on that printer?"

by Scott Lanway October 14, 2004

plastic surgery

The merely aesthetically-corrective/improving alterations performed by sneaky, dishonestly-clever credit-repair specialists to seemingly/temporarily improve your credit score or financial history so that you can obtain better "plastic" ("What's in **your** wallet?!??") for the time being.

Just like wrinkle-removal or breast-augmentation, credit-based plastic surgery is only temporary, and will deteriorate over time --- yep, the chickens'll still come home to roost; you're only delaying the agony till later.

by QuacksO March 22, 2017

Rocket Surgery

A mixed metaphor describing a non-existent, yet implicitly high level of qualification. The greatness of this term is in its subtle ability to call someone stupid twice in one euphemism. The irony may go over someone's head and they would call out that this field of study doesn't exist.

A: Come on, it's not rocket surgery.
B: Are you fuckin retarded? There is no rocket surgery. Anyway, this is hard. I don't want to fuck up.
A: No dude, you're retarded. Just match the colors so I can jump start your car, dipshit.

by Johnny RS July 24, 2010