Self serving egotistical fuckward

Human who is really really selfish

-So Garbencius prase siust darbus?
-Ne bet as nusiunciau nes kzn vistiek neturim gi pazymiu ir cia tik 6sav liko mokytis
-oho Zilvi you are self serving egotistical fuckward

by Gabrys May 13, 2020

Serving up pasta with marinara sauce

When you butt fuck a girl who's menstruating. Just before releasing your load you give her two or three good pumps in the pussy then make get her suck you off. Therefore blowing your load with shit noodle in her mouth mixed with her menstrual juices that were left on your cock. "Serving up spicy marinara with pasta" would be the same thing but the girl ate spicy food the night before.

Last night Jenny loves it when I'm serving up pasta with marinara sauce. She gobbles down the whole thing.

by The Carnal Cook November 8, 2018

sleeving

to rub the vagina vigorously

"if i sleeve you, you will cum"
"i like sleeving janet"
"that boy was sleeving her alllll night long"

by renski & panda March 18, 2006

second serving

A second serving is when enough alcohol has been bought to last for the night, yet some participants unreasonably agree that more needs to bought. Doing so frequently results in various forms of tragedy (e.g. car accidents, arrests, or massive amounts of vomit).

"Almost everybody was asleep on the couch or the floor, but some guys went out to buy a second serving. They came back and barely drank what they bought, and ended up puking and sleeping in the bathroom."

"Everything was going cool, but a couple of guys felt that we needed a second serving. They went out to buy more, but still haven't come back yet."

by doctordrunk May 21, 2010

serving that base

Giving head. A phrase coined by Playboi Carti.

“I'm serving that base (Base, yeah, base)
I got me some thots (Thots, thots)
They thought I was gay! (Slatt, whoa)”

“Woah dude, you were serving that base? No wonder they thought you were gay...”

by fortnitefan88 February 10, 2021

Slurving

When a person is so fucked up they are swerving and slurring their steps simultaneously

I was slurving so bad after I smoke that dab

by Crabbcrawl88 December 31, 2020

Serving Face

Tipping your servers generously.

Can be used sarcastically for smaller coinage.

*after meal your friend flips a Franklin* You must have ate that meal because gorl, you're serving FACE!

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023