Sneaker Sabotage

The act of destroying someone's shoe while urinating or pooping inside of it. Usually works best when you've done a liquid diet and all your stools are liquid-like. After "Sabotaging" the shoe, tell the person who owns the shoe to hurry up and come outside because there is something very interesting outside. But remember to give them reason to put their shoe on such as there is broken glass outside. When they place their foot inside, they'll feel either a warm sensation or a cold one, depending how long it took you to sabotage their shoe. Afterwards, run around screaming like you are a hype man on a concert stage. Usually, the best words to scream are, "Oh Shit! Literally!" and "Damn! Yo' foot smells like my ass!".

Donna was fed up with her new boyfriend, so she Sneaker Sabotage'd him.

by Jackson Pallock March 5, 2011

Relationship sabotage

When someone fucks with the lives of two people who would otherwise be loving their lives without difficulties.

The girl wanted to make their lives difficult by fucking with their lives, in an effort at relationship sabotage, one way of driving a wedge between two people to to play both the way the saboteur plays all sides.

by Solid Mantis October 25, 2019

Self Sabotage

When you have the opportunity for a easy, stress free life, but love to be a bad boy and get the blood pumping, so you make life decisions to ensure you get this daily.

I found out yesterday my licence has been expired for 3 months, I'm driving around in my unregistered ute with a bald back tyre while taking a video on my phone following a cop car. I like to partake in self sabotage.

by Close door openings June 6, 2022

slab o poo

(n) When a male or female scoops poop out of their asshole with a spoon

When I was constipated I used the slab o poo technique

by farts for sale April 12, 2009

sabotard

noun. a person who repels the women his mate(s) are attempting to "pick up" Antonym of "wingman."

verb. to unintentionally repel women whom your mate(s) are attempting to "pick up"

If you look down the bar you see many sabotards; many of them are actually trying to be wingmen.

by LeglessHoeBag March 1, 2014

sabodish

a gentleman who uses suave and sophistication to get a lot of action, i.e.: sex.

"That guy's a total sabodish. Women fall all over him."

by mike September 27, 2003

saboi

saboi is a sad person who is stressed but still deals with the shit by themselves and needs nobody to help em.

Man, you're such a saboi. How you get through that shit homie?

by EmCee May 13, 2018