when someone is walking too closely behind you and keeps hitting the back of your shoe with the front of their shoe.
Man, it sure is crowded walking out here and this jackass behind me keeps shoe fucking me.
We had fun at the bar last night, but I swear I got shoe fucked everytime I got up to get a drink.
We had fun at the bar last night, but I swear I got shoe fucked everytime I got up to get a drink.
by mike the mick May 18, 2009
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by Someone3221 December 29, 2007
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The greatest, in many rabidly obsessed people's opinions, "Marauders' Era" (circa 1970 Hogwarts) Harry Potter fanfiction EVER. Written by Lady Jaida and Dorkorific and hosted on LiveJournal, it has become widely popular and there are heaps of readers who believe that it is canon—J.K. Rowling who? It is meant to be Remus/Sirius slash but remains nearly gen for at least the first nineteen parts.
"MERLIN'S BEARD," I shrieked into my unfortunate friend's ear, "SHOEBOX HAS BEEN UPDATED!"
She sniffed disdainfully and made an off-handed comment about how Remus/Sirius slash is wrong and her personal OC, an author avatar by the name of Mary-Sue—I mean, Crimson Midnight Slytherin, fits much better with both Remus and Sirius. And James, and Lucius, but not Tom Riddle because they're related and that would be "icky."
I smacked her with a pillow, initiating a catfight much like those between Narcissa Black and Carmina Rosier.
She sniffed disdainfully and made an off-handed comment about how Remus/Sirius slash is wrong and her personal OC, an author avatar by the name of Mary-Sue—I mean, Crimson Midnight Slytherin, fits much better with both Remus and Sirius. And James, and Lucius, but not Tom Riddle because they're related and that would be "icky."
I smacked her with a pillow, initiating a catfight much like those between Narcissa Black and Carmina Rosier.
by Liz February 14, 2005
Get the The Shoebox Project mug.a guy who thinks their a badass for buying a ton of air jordans, nikes, ect. Shoe douches have a tendancy to post their shoes on facebook and to buy more a week later.
Some people just dont realize u dont need 17 different shoes for normal sports.
Some people just dont realize u dont need 17 different shoes for normal sports.
Bill: "Yo, Angie I just got some new Adidas check them out."
Angie: "I don't give a sh*t your such a shoe douche who cares."
Angie: "I don't give a sh*t your such a shoe douche who cares."
by jamalkid324 October 29, 2011
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Get the shoe model mug.Show Sleading is when you decide to be a complete and utter moron (like us) and decided to grab onto the bumper of a car as it goes down a icy street and hold your body up with your feet/shoes. If you use milk shoes you tend to go slightly smoother.
Derek: Hey guys, lets go shoe sleeding.
Kody: Hell Yeah!
Matt: Fuck No, last time you guys knocked me off into that truck.
Kody: Hell Yeah!
Matt: Fuck No, last time you guys knocked me off into that truck.
by Matt and Kody and Derek January 13, 2005
Get the shoe sledding mug.Guy 1: My friend who is gay by the way has those exact playing cards.
Guy 2: Why did you mention he’s gay? Every time you talk about Cameron you have to say he’s gay for some reason. That’s a shoebuck!
Guy 2: Why did you mention he’s gay? Every time you talk about Cameron you have to say he’s gay for some reason. That’s a shoebuck!
by Pumpkinghost October 31, 2020
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