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shlurking

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when one is listening to dubstep while lurking
shlumping+lurking=shlurking
dubstep lurking shlumping
-Hey, do you know where Luke is?
-Yea, I think i saw him shlurking in the english hallway a few minutes ago.
by The_Majyq_Touch January 20, 2011
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Schlumpin Schlinger

Act of cumming into a slingshot and then slinging it into a woman's face.
Last night my girlfriend was out of control so I had to give her the Schlumpin Schlinger
by Snipedog22 May 30, 2015
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Shlopping

Making repetitive smacking and moist mucusy noises with your mouth or nose.

Ie: licking, mouth smacking, noisy nose blowing and wiping, horking, gagging, spitting, messy sneezing, hacking and coughing without covering your mouth.

Any noisy, moist, mucusy sound emitting from the mouth and or nose that just drives you up the freaking wall- like the sound made by hanging elevens from the nose being sucked in by inhaling deeply through the Schnozzola Mazzola. Pretty much any gross sound deemed by the majority of people to be annoying/disgusting.
Stop that shlopping sound, you are grossing me out.
by KarMa - Marc & Karena February 24, 2018
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Shumming

Shitting and cumming at the same time; the double pleasure for guys
Mason: “Nicole I’m shumming shumming!”
by Gary8474662728 October 6, 2019
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Scumping

Scumping; verb

A term that refers to when you are afraid (scared), and aroused (cumming), which is scumming - but also, simping for the source of your scumming, at the same time, resulting in scumping.
Eugh, what was that noise you made? Derek, did you just scump? Guys, Derek is scumping! Ew!
by kyrthrix December 17, 2020
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anal scrumping

The practice of taking several anal virginities during one night.
Geoff: Off out for the night?
John: Yeah, going to do a bit of anal scrumping.
Geoff: You dirty bastard.
by Richard Hannay November 4, 2015
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shrimping

After ejaculating into the rectum, consuming the foamy, pink-ish mixture of shit and splooge, which is rumored to taste somewhat like shrimp.
"Do you have any cocktail or tartar sauce? I want to go shrimping in your asshole."
by t crawfor November 28, 2006
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