shitoot

What comes out when you start to say shit and then catch yourself by saying shoot.

girl 1: omg did u hear jason cheated on you

girl 2 on playground with lil kids: what!!?? shitoot!!!

by ReDsOxBaBe October 5, 2005

shitmonger

A shitmonger is a small hairless cat that keeps it's mouth open and forms the shape of a toilet.

Similar to a venus flytrap, however instead waits for a human to sit down to take a shit.

Look out for the shitmonger.

by Travis Easton, Julian King March 23, 2004

shitonym

A word meaning its self

Goran is a shitonym, because goran means goran.

by un-gineer April 22, 2009

spitoon

An object to spit in while throwing in a fat dip, preferably Grizz, but any brand is acceptable in a pinch. Typically given a rating from 1 to 4, with 1 being an object that is likely to leak and/or spill, and a 4 being a solid, sturdy reusable object with a closing feature such as a Gatorade bottle or a jar. Any object can become a spitoon as soon as it is used for dip spit.

This spitoon has treated me well, I'd probably give it a 3/4 overall.

by DatSpitoon September 2, 2013

Shitton

Pronounced shit-un. Its a combination of the words shit and ton. Usually used in texting as a time saver (only missing one space so its not much of one). Also used in vocal conversation when trying to emphasize.

Luke: Wanna come over and hang out today?
Owen: I can't, I've got a shitton of homework.
Luke: Bummer.
Owen: Yup.

by LolliLoveMe August 15, 2010

Shitornado

The term used to define a cluster of small time criminals each with different personalities used to commit tons of petty theft.

"The Baker boys used a shitornado to steal shopping carts from the grocery store to sell to homeless people".

by Blue Bubble April 20, 2011

spitoon

the mother of all spitters.

this hydrogn peroxide bottle is of spitoon caliber.

by cunt slayer December 28, 2005