Shelfie

A picture or portrait of your bookshelf. Showcasing literature IN ALL IT'S GLORY!
(This term was originally defined by author Rick Riordan).
Not to be confused with selfie .

As you can see, everything in my shelfie is color coordinated.

by chocopath December 17, 2013

butt shelf

The top part of a nice round booty where the full butt cheeks meet the small of the back. It must jut out and fill a booty-loving man's heart with passionate desire.

Damn, look at that cute little thing with the nice curves. I just want to rest my face on that sweet butt shelf.

by 02050 loves 02333 November 16, 2011

shelf monkey

A librarian whose primary job is reshelving books.

The book is checked into the library but I can't find it; maybe the shelf monkey has it on his cart.

by Donavan Mikulsky December 9, 2008

Shefed

Ecstasy can be swallowed, snorted, injected smoked, or shefed (insertion of pill into the anus) where it is absorbed.

that is why some people shefed. The stomach doesn't eat away at any of it and 100% of it goes right into the system.

by JuicyJ420 January 6, 2009

Shelf Shitter

A book that is outdated and not appealing to the majority of the population. The book is put on a cart and given away.

Donald Trump"s book, The Art of the Deal, is a shelf shitter.

by Everything Daviska March 30, 2017

Sharfism

When using words that sound similar to the intended word. While similar these words are completely incorrect and usually made up. Commonly laughed at and used by rednecks. A bi-product of the Sharf bloodline.

Ex: Welp! They started up the cornbine.

The sharfism is "cornbine" which should have been "combine" which is a reference to the harvester used to harvest corn from a field.

Ex: The deer came straight out of the "cocktails". (Intended word was "cattails")

by The Good Old Boy July 11, 2017

Dirty Sheffield

When you get a taxi ride to your destination but have no money to pay the fare, the said taxi driver then takes you round the back of the cab and makes you have sex with the exhaust pipe while he watches and jerks off.

Thus, excusing the no payment.

Also known as the Barnsley Fun Fair

'...her heart longed for John, the taxi driver with a heart of gold but she was married and knew that if David ever found out about her illicit affair he would leave her. She checked her wallet to pay him for his kind service and realised there was nothing in her purse, "fuck that for a game of arrows", John said unhappy at no payment, "get round the back and give me a dirty Sheffield, you filthy slag..." Julia nodded and marched to the back of the cab....

Exert from Barbara Cartland's - "A Lovers Touch"

by Samuel Von Gotham August 23, 2012