Scumpany

The companionship of vile and degenerate individuals.

Guy 1: Hey buddy wanna watch Shrek 2 tonight
Guy 2: Sorry man I'm thinking of visiting the emporium of sexual depravity
Guy 1: Righteous dude can I come too
Guy 2: Yeah sure bro, lord knows I could use some scumpany

by Reverend Pope November 7, 2010

scumpal

How pro-death penalty people refer to anti-death penalty people who write death row inmates.

It's a shame your scumpal was executed. Will you find a new scumpal now that yours is dead?

by Scumpal July 13, 2006

scrumpdiddlyumtious

A word that means "tasty" or "delicious." This word was made famous by the 1971 classic, "Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory."

That ice cream is scrumpdiddlyumtious!

by Nolan Dean March 21, 2005

Scampi

A meaning for a penis that is incredibly small. If one has a scampi dick then they are considered to be suffering from micro penis syndrome.

Kyle: Hey Hannah, I heard that all guys named Doug have scampis?
Hannah: Yeah, Doug has a scampi. His dick is on par with a tic-tac

by sosacockman February 16, 2020

Devonshire scampi face

Full bodied gurning whilst eating, due to a horribly swollen and painful tongue. Often the result of a heavy weekend of drinking and/or recreational drug use.

You could tell by his Devonshire scampi face that five pills over the weekend was probably too many.

by wraftonstagboys June 23, 2011

scumpile

Scumpile - a man who treats women like shit and has the only goal of fucking them and fucking there lives up.

He yet again destroyed her life buy cumming her ass, kicking her cat and then stole the Cuban sandwich out of her fridge . He was a scumpile .

Scumpile defined means a foul man who trearts women as property , screws them over, and smells like dumpster juice.

by Jonny35 May 18, 2017

Scumptdelicious

A'merie Jasmin Doran

She look Scumptdelicious

by PookieFace___ December 23, 2019