Dual Screenin'

Coined by the P-Zig Corporation, "Dual Screenin" is a term used for pretending you are working in the office when you are actually doing something COMPLETELY off task, such as porn, Facebook, or YouTube. Phrase was coined by taking the punchline from a semi-popular online comic where an office employee has a second monitor installed for "fooling around" -- thus, "Dual Screenin" was born as a work safe code word.

Kevin: Hey man, what are you doing?
Will: I'm at work Dual Screenin'.
Kevin: With what?
Will: Facebook.

by r1kon_2 July 31, 2009

Free Screech

What happens when someone abuses their right to Free Speech, refusing to practice any constraint or control, to the point where it becomes intrusive or gibberish. The offender is often not aware they are doing it.

Kelly: "We must destroy this society and rebuild it without any money or government so that we can stop poverty and greed! Anyone who disagrees is a tyrant who has no place in society!"
Helen: "Stop talking nonsense"
Kelly: "How dare you oppress my Free Speech?!"
Helen: "Actually, it's just Free Screech"

by just like honey September 1, 2017

sweedish smoke screen

when you are in a public bathroom and are pushing out the last few drops of pee and you accidently push out a high pitched stinkey little fart.

shit buddy I just droped an unforgivable sweedish smoke screen.

by nortington the third August 23, 2009

Tilt The Screen

To Tilt The Monitor Of A PC In An Attempt To Hide What You Are Viewing From Others, Most Commonly Done When Watching Pornography (It Has Been Known To Cause Bed Wetting)

Im About To Go Home And Tilt The Screen

by Pee_Da_B December 14, 2010

blue screen of death

Bill Gates you are one sick sick man, to create something this horrible, and why does it have to be blue why can't it be green or pink or purple.

Im stitting in the computer lab and suddenly the computers one by one start to blue until all the computers around me are blue then I say to myself "oooh shit, wait until I save my work,....NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
-Bastard-

by Unreal Spatula March 4, 2005

screenies

A shortened word for Screen Shots.

Hey dude, did you see those screenies I showed you?!

by Bobby B-Ball October 18, 2006

screenkillered

To start something amazing then totally fuck it up through your own arrogance.

I wrote the greatest script in the world, but totally screenkillered it. Now no one in the industry will work with me.

by Cyle Kross June 17, 2009