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Man Scramble

A group of 5 or more men attempting to coordinate anything.
The scene in the Airbnb for the boys weekend was a total man scramble.
Man Scramble by Winobiotic January 7, 2026

Ponderean Scramble

An omelette with celery and ham that is mashed/cut up when soft/"just cooked" and served in a bowl.
1-"Dammit, I messed up my omelette! It's broken apart and it's soft!"

2-"Does it have celery and ham in it?"

1-"Yes"

2-"Chuck it in a bowl and you have yourself some Ponderean Scramble"
Ponderean Scramble by HauntedArmour February 17, 2026

Panhandle scramble

When a man uses his penis like a whisk to “scramble” the womans insides.
Jack gave Sally a good panhandle scramble after the football game.

9:30 Scramble 

Makin' a fat egg scramble when the boys need a big meal at 9:30pm
*takes bong rip*
man it's time for a 9:30 scramble
9:30 Scramble by TheBoys1492 June 17, 2018

favorable-desk scramble

Refers to where you unexpectedly get a whole string of several newly-composed UD definitions approved right off, and so you realize that the currently-online submission-judgers are apparently a more-receptive "desk" (as in, "it all depends on whose desk you land on") than the overly-critical/humorless a**h**es who seem to be typically present, and who often heartlessly/flippantly reject many of your perfectly-good and well-worded definitions in favor of stupid/negative/gross/disgusting/smutty submissions that aren't the least bit clever or funny, and which are riddled with misspellings, poor grammar, lousy/unclear wording, etc. So you hastily delve back into your "archives" of previously-rejected definitions and re-submit some of them, in the hopes that these more-fair-minded judgers are still the ones who are "watching" for new submissions, and thus they will approve this latest "crop" from you, as well.
I always try to perform the favorable-desk scramble whenever I have a chance; it's allowed me to get most of my definitions published, some of which I'd been waiting on for months.

pelican leg scramble 

The sexual act of inserting a healthy pelican anally and defecating using your feathered friend as a filter, causing scrambled fecies to run down the scrambler’s leg.
That prostate exam gave me flashbacks of the time I tried out the pelican leg scramble
pelican leg scramble by TheManShomDom September 21, 2018