sassy sausage

The historical term for the fine art of being sassy. Derived from the Old English 'Sasse Sauceege', Sassy Sausage is most often used by frustrated mothers to their rude children.

"Well, aren't you just the sassy sausage??"

"Quite frankly, I am."

by Matilda Fanglehardt May 13, 2005

Sassy

Boldy smart, Independent, Saucy

Lowell is so sassy to me sometimes.

by bebeqirl August 11, 2011

Southern-Sassy

Southern-SassyHaving much Sassy in the South, none of the fat and sassy stuff from the North.

Still used but from a different era.

Alex: We could hire our own midget, even shorter than his.

Response:Wouldn't we look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy. Said Pappy with always Southern-Sassy.

Moral fibre? I invented moral fibre! Pappy was displaying rectitude and high-mindedness when that egghead you work for was still messing his drawers!

by Pappy1927 September 29, 2010

Sassy Goat

Someone who likes to be fucked by a male goat up the rim piece whilst the goat is wearing womens cloths and makeup

gonna get me a sassy goat chaps cya later

by Ricki Rickage March 26, 2008

Sassyness

N. Sass; a self assured confidence and sentiment of 'fierceness.' Largely positive conotation

Adj. Sassyness: To have sass, to be sassy

One's sassyness can be portrayed in witty quips or playfully standoffish, sarcastic comments

Clever, witty, sarcasm with attitude.

Solomn Sam walks into room...

"Have you ever been happy at any point in your life?" Steven remarks with a serious tone of sassyness

by anonymouslydefiningstuff December 7, 2010

Sassyfrasser

One who regularly retorts with a sarcastic response. The attitude of one who talks back and must get the last word in.

"Let's go get some lunch." Celeste suggested. "You're not the boss of me!!" Amber retorted.

Amber is a sassyfrasser.

by Celeste220104 November 27, 2011

sassypower

a evil sassy power of evil taht pink and frilly. usally comes from the thong area. The bra is the main sassy generater for sassypowers. Most sassy lead to rule the world like paris hilton. now that uk that im the sassist of them all u will bow down to me

if u dont move ure bun buns i will use my sassypowers on u

by meowmix queen February 9, 2009