squirrel
Girl code for an EXTREMELY hot guy. Most likely to have flippy or really rad hair, be a member of a band, and is a definate hottie
squirrel by mishizzy|monstrosity October 1, 2008
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Evil forest creatures that decide to run like fucking retards across the fucking road while you try to change the radio station. They make your car skid off the road and you hit a yard full of little kids playing pattycake and get blood all over your new body kit.
Man|"Your honor those fucking squirrels made my car skid of the road and kill those kids. I didn't mean to! FUCK SQUIRRELS!!!"
Judge|"Shut the fuck up you fucking crazy nutbag. Squirrels can't make you run off the road and kill 32 defenseless fucking douche ba.. i mean darling children!"
Man|"But why would i want to get blood all over my new body kit?"
Judge|"True dat. Okay you innocent."
Man|"OOOOOOOWWWEEEE! O SNAP! I don't have that many friends!"
Judge|"WTF?!? Never mind your fucking nuts. GUIL-TAY!"
Judge|"Shut the fuck up you fucking crazy nutbag. Squirrels can't make you run off the road and kill 32 defenseless fucking douche ba.. i mean darling children!"
Man|"But why would i want to get blood all over my new body kit?"
Judge|"True dat. Okay you innocent."
Man|"OOOOOOOWWWEEEE! O SNAP! I don't have that many friends!"
Judge|"WTF?!? Never mind your fucking nuts. GUIL-TAY!"
Squirrel by Ruru King of Pirates December 29, 2004
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Squirrel by Other Jesus April 18, 2015
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One (generally female) who is unnecessarily and startlingly hairy in the nether regions. May hinder sexual activity.
-Dude, did you get any?
-No man. She was a squirrel. I was afraid I'd pull a hair out down there.
-I performed cunnilingus on a real squirrel last night.
-Did she have a glorious beaver?
-I don't know. I couldn't really see... it was a jungle down there.
-No man. She was a squirrel. I was afraid I'd pull a hair out down there.
-I performed cunnilingus on a real squirrel last night.
-Did she have a glorious beaver?
-I don't know. I couldn't really see... it was a jungle down there.
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Any cop too stupid to realize that no one calls them pigs anymore because that's old news. If you find yourself in the situation needing to alert others that the squirrels are comin' to get you, you may distract them with the relatively new term, and also some neighborhood dogs as well if you're lucky.
squirrel by whoever_you_want_me_to_be December 17, 2009
squirrel
seemingly harmless rodents who are planning world domination, they hold secret meetings in tree's and are hynotizing Bush (even though he's a jackass already) and telling him to blow things up.