smuddle

similar to cuddle and snuggle but "smooching" while in bed.

I wish you were here to smuddle with tonight.

by K.Nadeau April 27, 2005

Smudging

The act of using a frozen poo as a dildo.

I went smudging on saturday night.

by Lynette Archer January 25, 2007

smuck

A word used in place of 'fuck' by Scott Landon in Lisey's Story, a novel by Stephen King.

"Ninety-eight percent of what goes on in people's heads is non e of their smucking business." -Lisey's Story, pg 318.

by Laisa September 1, 2007

Smucking

Smoking Ganj while fucking.

When a couple smokes a blunt, bowl, bong or joint packed with marijuana together while also engaging in foreplay or sex.

We rolled a nasty fat blunt and then fucked in the backseat. I love smucking

by Harpoons&TowCables January 26, 2011

smuckalopalus

An extremely large thing that claims to be a girl yet has a beard, does too many drugs, and never has any clue what it's talking about now matter how much it claims to, and tries to set people up

Cathleen: Hi
Me: Shut up you willy wonka blueberry eating smuckalopalus bitch

by King of the Kentlands August 29, 2006

Smuckfest

(n.) A celebration that occurs once a year in the Smurf Village, where Smurfette has sex with ALL the Smurfs (save Vanity Smurf-cuz he's gay) and Papa Smurf videotapes. According to the movie "Donnie Darko", this is impossible because Smurfs don't have genitalia.

Yo, Brainy, I feel the Smuckfest in da air. Check it, Papa Smurf's loadin'-up the hand-cam...

by Adobe Gillis June 2, 2007

smudgie

A smudgie is when you freeze a length of your shit, and use it as a dildo on a girl.
Wouldn't it melt I hear you say? That's the smudgie part.

I've got some smudgie crust left on flaps this morning.

by Gazza May 17, 2006