Defecation Situation

A sudden and urgent need to drop a monster mud bomb out of your hind quarters.
Our first date was going fantastic, but then out of nowhere that burrito I ate reared its ugly head and I had a defecation situation on my hands.
by MaulerMMA October 10, 2013
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Slash Situation

When one person announces to another that they are in dire need of a wee
by Lobstergirl1988 July 31, 2009
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albedo situation

When you're sexually attracted to one very specific body part, to such an extent that that's the only thing you're looking for.
"I don't have a type"
*Looks in your porn folder*
"only thighs. such an albedo situation"
by sussywussy79 March 19, 2023
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Situational Tourette's

The sudden out burst of profanities that is released when something unfortunate happens. Most commonly seen when a person stubs their toe.
Shawn had a bad case of Situational Tourette's the other night when he banged his bad knees on the coffee table.

You can't bust into situational tourette's every time you miss the eight ball, man.
by BeerSlinger August 31, 2010
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Situational Installationist

When a visual artist comes into an environment that they want to change, they work with what's in the situation and install their works based on what will enhance the space rather than ignoring where it is and just building from scratch.
The artist described himself as a designer, programmer and situational installationist, the later of which being a term he made up.
by abefrohman March 08, 2022
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situational hotness

when a male/female is only seen as attractive because there is insufficient amount of other male/females around to judge from.
"dude i would love to hook up with Susan"
"i feel as if Susan only has situational hotness within our Calculus class."
by Jimmy St. George street October 05, 2009
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No Shit-Situation

When you can't poo.
Brad, "Hey dude did you lay a big one in there?"

Chad, "Nah brah, it was a no shit-situation."

Brad, "Damn."
by noshittom December 13, 2012
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