Silky Goose 

Freshly shaven man plums.

A bare-skinned scrotum stretched with a pair of testes.

You ready for your date tonight?
You know it. I got that money and she gonna love that silky goose I got for her!

Should I go out with a little downy fluff, or go full silky goose on a first date?

Patient- “Is there anything I need to do in preparation for my vasectomy?”
Doctor- “Don’t eat or drink anything after midnight. Don’t take any NSAIDs or blood thinners and if you could come in with a silky goose, that would save some time on the table.”

Silky Goose by Rocksmeltit May 6, 2024

silly goober 

Used to describe a disgusting, revolting person who thinks they're "silly" or "quirky." Anyone who uses the term 'silly goober' unironically is a gremlin from the depths of hell who just so happened to return back to earth.

"haha im such a silly goober :3"

-"Dive into a dumpster fire PLEASEEEEEEEEE"
-"SHUT UPPPPPPPP"
-"You're literally 50 years old."

silly goober by AbnormalAlpaca May 31, 2024

Silly goober :3 

stupid thing said by femboys

you’re such a silly goober :3

Silly goober :3 by h……………… July 10, 2025

Silly goober

Someone who is adorable but in a slightly autistic way

He is being such a silly goober.

Silly goober by blazerodsss February 14, 2026

silly little goober 

used to represent silly little guys

My pet cat is a silly little goober

silly little goober by Numberline June 13, 2023

Silly little goober 

Adorable little cherub that everyone needs in their life as a source of serotonin (aka Cabby from III)

A: “Do you watch III?”

B: “Yess!! Cabby is such a silly little goober :3”

Silly little goober by glxtch_luvs_cabby February 11, 2024

Silly little goober 

1. Adorable little cherub everyone needs as a source of serotonin in life

2. Cabby from inanimate insanity

1.

A: “This is a picture of my baby”
B: “Awww!! He’s such a silly little goober!”

2.

A: “Do you watch inanimate insanity?”
B: “Of course I do! Cabby is just a silly little goober!”

Silly little goober by glxtch_luvs_cabby February 11, 2024