Robert Plant

To fake an orgasm, such as the real Robert Plant does in "A whole lotta love"

Dude, the chick in that porno the other night so obviously pulled a Robert Plant.

by TimboV8 March 31, 2009

Robert Smith

1.The worlds most incredibly sexiest man, ever!!!!!!, in a slightly creppy way
2.Pinicle of style which one can hope to achieve.
3.writer of some of the worlds most beatiful lyrics.

1. Wow, that guy is Smithin'
2. Wow that outfit is sooo Smith.
3. Those words are so Smithesque

by Audrey White August 9, 2004

Robert's Mastery Paradox

When your skill and talent are seemingly useless due to a series of unfortunate events, thus restricting you from winning or progressing.

Robert's friend was banned in CS:GO (a videogame) and the game demoted Robert to a lower division. Robert now struggles in the lower division due to an unlucky number of terrible teammates, and his skill is unrecognized. Robert's mastery paradox is haunting Robert, for fear that promotion to his true rank will take longer than expected, or worse, may never happen.

by SithLordTrevor November 27, 2019

Frosty Robert

When you stick your dick in a bucket of ice then stick it up a girls arse when she's least expecting it.

She was pissing me off so when she fell asleep I gave her a frosty robert

by Robert Frosted October 7, 2010

Robert Downey Jr

1Possibly the coolest person in the world. Had trouble with drugs but he got over it (after numerous arrests and attempts at rehab) publicly for about 5- 10 years. Started acting when he was around 5 and still owns the big screen today at 45. Shit, that's a goddamn good career.

Charismatic, funny, cute, awesome. And great looking for 45.

1) The guy that every other dude in the world would turn gay for. Most guys would suck his dick just to say that they did.

2)Also a phrase to show how awesome something is, and you can use the words to describe the babe aspect of someone (or him)

2
A song about aformentioned person by the band 'Sexy Heroes.' It's quite good and very amusing.

1
1)"Man, I would actually suck Robert Downey Jr's dick. He's amazingly attractive. No Homo."
"Yeah man, he's the one guy I wouldn't hit you for saying you'd turn gay for."

2)"Shit dude, that chick is on a 9 out of 10 on the RDJ scale."
"Yeah man, she's a fucking babe."

2)*Picks up copy of new Sherlock Holmes movie*
"What. A. Babe"
"Yeah man, he's so hot for an old guy."

*Group of other young people turn around looking disgusted*

"...Robert Downey Jr..."
"Oh, shit! Yes mate, He's a BABE!"

Any of these examples can be said by guys or girls. No homo.

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LYRICS:
A genius is what they say, and hey I know they're right
He brings to life the guys he plays even if they're not white
He talks so fast you know I wonder how he does it
Stubbly chin, Sarcastic grin, sounds gay but I love watching him

He's done so many things and had such different roles
He always seems unhinged or just out of control
I knew back when that he would finally find his way
My friends ya know his name is really fun to say

Robert Downey Jr
Robert Downey Jr's coming my way,
My way or the highway

It was a rough patch in his life, but thats all over now
He's back and top and he won't stop until he owns this town.

Occasionally in the live versiono they sing: "I'm gay (for Robert Downey Jr!)

by imgayforrdj July 8, 2010

Roben

One in a billion always kind. Loving soul never fails to make you smile

"That was so Roben!"

by man u 4 life October 27, 2016

robbertunity

The position a CEO and chairman of the board of American corperations find themselves in.

As chairman and CEO, I took the robbertunity to grant myself some stock options to excerise.

by Joe the Nacchio February 26, 2009