Ricardo Kaka

Ricardo Kaka is an insane football player that plays on AC Milan, and he also is representing his country in germany playing for Brazil.

What a way to start off, Ricardo Kaka, with an amazing goal!

by LIL'P June 28, 2006

Ricardo

A very intelagent Male who acts dumb and stupid almost all of the time he has a lot of talents but never shows them he likes girls he doesn't have any shot with that's what makes him stupid but for some reason he doesn't give 2 fucks.

That kid is acting like Ricardo.

by I don't give a fuvk boiii June 3, 2018

Riztard

Plural: Riztarded

To be a riztard or a riztarded is the act of being not good enough to be called retarded. Also used in place of the word retard or retarded since many people strongly dislike the word.

"You are a riztard"

"You are acting really riztarded"

"Andy is a riztard" or "Andy is riztarded"

"Do you even like pizza or are you riztarded?"

"Oh my gah.. you are soo riztarded"

"This computer is riztarded"

by Laura (creater of the word and definition) January 13, 2007

Ricardo

A name given to a person, usually male and usually of Hispanic, Castellian or Peruvian descent. Usually people with the name Ricardo are bright intellectuals, sometimes antisocial,and generally badass (overall real nice folk).

Ricardo is a great guy, he's just quiet and misunderstood.
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Ricardo looks shy at first but he's such a badass.... he also has suck a Dick and I'm not talking about the nickname ^^.

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by no-homo December 28, 2008

Ricardo-Lopez

A Björk stalker who made VHS tapes as a documentary on dating the icelandic singer Björk. But since she was dating some other dude, he made an acid bomb that would be sent to Björks house.

Nate: Ay yo you heard about Ricardo-Lopez ?
Alfonso: Who the hell is that?
Nate: He killed himself watch em on YouTube
Alfonso: Cool!

by rsadhahcajxjaj August 13, 2020

Ricardo

Ricardo is a Mexican descendant who has black hair brown eyes. Tall and has a great smile likes to hang out with his friends and play sports. He's is a very loyal friend and boyfriend he always has your back no matter what. If you need a shoulder to cry on he the guy to go to. So ladies if you ever meet a Ricardo don't be shy to talk to him

Allison: who is that guy over there he's is cute

Sofia: Oh he's Ricardo you should talk to him he's a great friend

by Latinlover432 March 8, 2021

ritardo

1. a stupid white boy with a girl fro and a gay green honda who thinks he is a mexican badass. a guy who thinks he can fight, but is really a pussy and has his "boyz" fight his battles for him. a guy who can't speak proper English and sometimes not even completing sentences that even make sense. someone who feels up his girlfriend, and starts huge fights online with people who refuse to be his friend, and to prove his nonexistant masculinity. someone who needs approval from everyone around him. all talk and no action. you could call him a dick, if he even had one.

2. a very catchy dance used by these guys' ex girlfriends to make fun of them

3. another variation of Ricardo, the mexican name for Richard, combined with their character analysis: retard

Ricardo: "tellin uz 2 gO learn hOw 2 speak englishh nigga... Haha mayne yu white nd yu cnt speak ur Own language. U stupid. While u go to the parkn lot and I drive to tere."

Normal Person: "...are you a ritardo?"

by apitcher13 August 15, 2010