relatives

people related....

baby mamas sister, fat aunt jama,...etc

by April June 28, 2003

Relative Attractiveness

When a person of the opposite gender appears hot only in certain circumstances yet is significantly less hot in other situations.
Likely coming from our primal instinct to find the best mate for reproduction in case a disaster happens in say, a classroom.

"That girl Stacy is hot!"
"Nah. That's just relative attractiveness. She's pretty ugly compared to Jessica."

by cruel1079 June 22, 2015

harsh realities

lyk when someone is being 2-face and harsh about another person

'dat gyal stinkz init'
'harsh realities'

by wifey rocka June 11, 2008

IT'S ALL RELATIVE

The award-winning, buzzword, catchphrase, or slogan, of life, and selection of sexual partners, in a small hick town with an abundance of trailer parks. Ya know, those small hamlets that, when upon entering the village, a big sign greets you and states, "Welcome to East Podunk, where the men are wife beaters and the sheep run scared."

EXAMPLE: Cobleskill, NY.

by weave September 17, 2003

relative hot

When a girl who normally by herself does not seem attracive, but since she is surrounded by even more unattractive girls, she seems hot

"Dude! I can't believe you hooked up with that shick!"

"Man, did you see those other girls!?! I got the relative hot one.

by Big_Yoder March 4, 2009

Gorilla's close relative

We all know gorilla and black have genetic connection. There is an interesting thing that gorilla and black have a close relative called Maori. Maori may not look that black, and they even know how to use simple tools; like apemen. There is a scientific evidence shows that Gorilla may be Maori's ancestor.

A Maori History teacher asking students: "Who are our ancestors". Students reply in chorus, "Gorillas"

"Yes, we're gorilla's close relative"

by Did I say fuck you today? March 10, 2009

Distant Relative

A distant relative is someone that you can carelessly have sex with, because they are your family they can't really hate you, no matter how bad you are in bed

girl 1: Why did you do that to him??
girl 2: He's a distant relative ;) so it doesn't matter

by Shutupandlisten August 28, 2010