royal douche

A person who engages in acts that are so extraordinarily stupid or annoying that he or she could be considered the King or Queen of douches.

Did they ever find out who pulled the fire alarm at 5:30 this morning? No, but whoever it was is a royal douche.

by cbear'09 March 20, 2011

casino royale

Hitting a man in the balls, preferably with a blunt object tied to a rope, like in the new James Bond movie, Casino Royale.

Yesterday, I hit Tyler in the face, so he gave me a Casino Royale with a yoyo.

by Micah Hannam November 24, 2006

royal mail

A bunch of arrogant cunts who nick your items just when there about to get delivered, and still have the fuckin cheek to post a letter through the door saying your item is at the main post office.

You mother fuckers, why dont you just cut my throat open and shit down my neck, your the worst delivery service ever! cunts, twats, motherfuckers

by Begum March 16, 2005

turkish royal

litterally the BEST type of ciggarettes in man kind .

damn dude you got a turkish royal? ill trade you for a marb..

by rachelyoo April 7, 2010

Royal Bounce Slap

A sex move where you and your partner bounce from the wall of a bouncy castle and meet in the middle and simultaneously fuck for a split second and repeating the process.

Gerald: hey i just did a Royal Bounce Slap!
Chris: where did you get the bouncy castle from?

by greentopdude August 22, 2018

downtown royalty

One who has more access in a downtown scene than the normal or general public who frequent downtown. Down town royalty has frequented down town for sometime, generally meeting the high - archy(other downtown royals)in the early stages of downtown socialization through other then, well established downtown royals.
Downtown Royalty - not limited to one downtown scene, granted access with out cover, not waiting in line, brought to the front of a line, discounts, courtesy drinks, well known, not always well liked, etc.

Clubber 1:
He didn't wait in line and now he is in the VIP room getting a free drink!

Clubber 2: Oh, thats Neil D, he is downtown royalty.

by Lydia Z. May 14, 2008

the royal american

Located in the very sensitive area in between a male's leg -crotchgroin which are known as: nuts balls scrotum

He grabbed her tits and much to his surprise she kicked him right in the Royal American!

by V. Heinz June 15, 2007