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Ranch BLT

Rough sex under a green blanket with sunburns and a messy finish!
Bob: Oh yeah, last night Carrie and I had some Ranch BLT!
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Ranchabilly

A chick who gets horny from eating red meat.
DAMN I ain't never met a girl named, Titty-PoP
Hoe, you've got the healthiest ranchabilly figure and the sex drive of a dying nazi.
by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020
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Jungle Ranch

When you cum in your pubes and it dries and begins to itch
I have terrible jungle ranch from last night
by Jungle ranch July 1, 2019
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Richard's Retard Ranch

A place where retards, like Richard or the fuckers who live above you in an apartment or dorm, belong. The people at Richard's Retard Ranch act like complete fags and don't know what the fuck they're doing, so they annoy the fuck out of you like the stupid little cunts they are. Most of them don't believe in Cunt church, and belong with Hitler down in hell. If one of these retards lives near you, deport them back to Richard's Retard Ranch like the president deports beaners back to mexico.
"Oh fuck, its a retard that belongs at Richard's Retard Ranch."
by 6fishyfishyfishyfish9 November 17, 2017
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Rancheria Style

A sexual act involving copious amounts of male ejaculate, distributed with artistic abandon.

Origin: After a great night at Jackson Rancheria we defined this term from the commercial.
I pulled her hair and she got so worked up I ended up doing her Rancheria Style. It took a week to clean up the mess!
by Anonymous91666 October 27, 2008
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rainchecked

Having plans cancelled at the last minute. Usually occurs when the person with whom you had plans gets a better offer, or is too tired/hungover/grouchy/pissed off at you to want to hook up.
I was going to have dinner with my homie, but he was too sleepy to go so he rainchecked me.
by jcalaw63 September 9, 2008
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Ranching

Gape your sexual partner and pour ranch dressing (usually hidden valley) in their butt hole and use it as a lubricant for intercourse.
Time to Ranch whats hidden in your valley.

the act of ranching
by SpiritOfSun February 11, 2020
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