purcupine

Verb; A magical Purple STD that make your sperm solid, while having a point at the end of it. (Purcupined is when you are stabbed with said Purcupine.) It is very deadly, and when you are stabbed your ovaries explode.

Sarah: "Did you hear what happened to Sally?"
Mary: "Yeah, her boyfriend she met on craigslist apparently {Purcupined her!"
Sarah: "What a way to go out.."

by SalsaDaddy March 7, 2018

Pure Dirt

When you get the upper hand on someone or something. Can also be information that is so juicy that you cannot wait to tell your homies.

What you use when a person threatens you with some form of punishment.

The threat of embarassing someone because of pure dirt can be enough to conduct blackmail effectively, provided the threat is believable.

"Jessica stands no chance. We have pure dirt on her. "

"Bro, are you home? I need to come over. I just found out some pure dirt."

by xcreedooooo April 23, 2020

Pure math

Just pure meth spelled the wrong way

Texting:
Guy 1 : hey what are you cooking tonight
Guy 2 : Pure math
Guy 1 : uhhh.... what?

by Dumbass student June 1, 2021

Two Percent

Small Breasts that do not resemble the stereo typical dairy farmer with the hourglass figure.

"Hell no Olga cant be a barbie! She needs a lot more than two percent up top to even try!"

by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011

Paint Some Porcelain

To discharge liquid feces violently into the toilet, resulting in a colorful toilet bowl.

Hold that thought bro, i gotta go paint some porcelain. I knew i shouldn't have eaten that lobster in Mexico.

by Queenworks December 15, 2008

Ride the porcelain pony

Take an exceptionally good crap.

Where have you been?
-Riding the porcelain pony.

by LD June 11, 2004

pure awesomeness

(adj) The condition of having no faults, being completely extreme, and incredibly sick at life.

Remix the neighboorhod mailman who was also a professional snowboarder, was admired by all. His life was pure awesomeness.

by A. Mysta July 30, 2008