One crazy city to live in whether you a thug, college kid, or A fuckin granny. Rival City with Boston. A few reason why:
The Boston vs Providence Rivalry began when a few bitches from the Bean hailing from "The Point" came down to Chalkie a.k.a Chalkstone Ave at a House party. These beantown "thugs" received love fROm everyone in Providence until after a few bottles of Bacardi 151 they started talkin shit about the city. 2hours later when the party died down 3 disguised men in ski masks broke the door down and pulled out one .40 cal a .99 pistol and the other shit looked like a .88. Anyways, the bean town sissies caused everyone to get into deep shit because of their shit talking and lost their gold chains and bosotn red sox fitted hats.
After such a sad attempt to prove their thug-ness the shit talkin began and people started gettin hurt.And its gonna keep goin on till they admit that Boston a city with 500,000 is sadly Least G then Providence in all Aspects. So basically you coming to providence and youre not from there DONT START TALKING SHIT CAUSE IT LOOK LIKE A CHILL SPOT(WHICH IT CAN BE) BUT WHEN YOU START TALKIN SHIT THE BATS AND GATS COME OUT, AND TRUST ME LITTLE 8YR OLD DOMINICAN RUGRATS RUNNING AORUND WITH SEMI-AUTOS.
And dont even start with that "Ayo B's up C's up blah blah blah" Go to fuckin southside or Westend and run that shit. You comin to mothafuckin Chad Brown projects aka Admiral Terrace or Mount Hope you gettin your ass beat and you walkin home in your underpants.And i aint no online thug but if you think I am try us bitch.
The Boston vs Providence Rivalry began when a few bitches from the Bean hailing from "The Point" came down to Chalkie a.k.a Chalkstone Ave at a House party. These beantown "thugs" received love fROm everyone in Providence until after a few bottles of Bacardi 151 they started talkin shit about the city. 2hours later when the party died down 3 disguised men in ski masks broke the door down and pulled out one .40 cal a .99 pistol and the other shit looked like a .88. Anyways, the bean town sissies caused everyone to get into deep shit because of their shit talking and lost their gold chains and bosotn red sox fitted hats.
After such a sad attempt to prove their thug-ness the shit talkin began and people started gettin hurt.And its gonna keep goin on till they admit that Boston a city with 500,000 is sadly Least G then Providence in all Aspects. So basically you coming to providence and youre not from there DONT START TALKING SHIT CAUSE IT LOOK LIKE A CHILL SPOT(WHICH IT CAN BE) BUT WHEN YOU START TALKIN SHIT THE BATS AND GATS COME OUT, AND TRUST ME LITTLE 8YR OLD DOMINICAN RUGRATS RUNNING AORUND WITH SEMI-AUTOS.
And dont even start with that "Ayo B's up C's up blah blah blah" Go to fuckin southside or Westend and run that shit. You comin to mothafuckin Chad Brown projects aka Admiral Terrace or Mount Hope you gettin your ass beat and you walkin home in your underpants.And i aint no online thug but if you think I am try us bitch.
Someone not From Providence (Prob Boston)-AYO CHECK THIS FUCK PROVIDENCE *KNOCKS OVER A GARBAGE CAN* YA'LL A BUNCH OF BITCHES YOU AINT NO GANGSTAS
Providence Street kid-Oh yeah? Ayo hold my Pepsi nigga, YO HOLD IT *Pulls out semi-auto pistol*
Not from Providence-YO I GOT THIS *Pulls out boxcutter*
Providence kid-YOU BRING A KNIFE TO A GUN FIGHT? *BAM BAM BAM* TELL YOUR BOYS NOT TO COME THRU...OH WAIT YOU DEAD.
Not From Providence-*mutters out* bitch
*BOOM!*
Providence kid-I HEARD THAT NIGGA.
Providence Street kid-Oh yeah? Ayo hold my Pepsi nigga, YO HOLD IT *Pulls out semi-auto pistol*
Not from Providence-YO I GOT THIS *Pulls out boxcutter*
Providence kid-YOU BRING A KNIFE TO A GUN FIGHT? *BAM BAM BAM* TELL YOUR BOYS NOT TO COME THRU...OH WAIT YOU DEAD.
Not From Providence-*mutters out* bitch
*BOOM!*
Providence kid-I HEARD THAT NIGGA.
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east providence is made up of 3 different towns, Riverside, Rumford and East Providence. Theres not much to do in ep. Mostly all people do is get fucked up on whatever kinds of drugs they can get. Driving to providence and going clubbin is another example of fun. Everyone knows everyone. And also everyone fucks everyone. There is plenty of whores and custys in ep. mostly whom have fucked anyone they can find. boring ass city and the cops watch like hawks.
by homieg9 December 11, 2011
Get the East Providence mug.east providence is made up of 3 different towns, Riverside, Rumford and East Providence. Riverside or (Riverdale) as some call it for its redneck nature is a place where you can chill and smoke mad dank bud plus thats where most of the dimes come from. Rumford or (Gunford) as its called by whoever named it that. Is where more of the cops are and where more crazy shit happens. People there usually smash on bp's like crazy and have some dank. The people who run shit here are on the farthest side twards pawtucket as im more twards EP. East Providence (Has No Cool Name) is where you can pick up all your mids and find all the boring regular kids. Most people here just post up and get fucked up. East Providence High School is wack as fuck, everyone knows that and for the most part ep is dope. Class of 2013 holds shit down tho when theyre seniors its gonna be fuckin nuts, and im from the class of 2012 :o
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Get the East Providence mug.A small city in Rhode island made up of 3 towns (Central East Providence, Riverside, and Rumford). East Providence (the town as well as the city) is commonly referred to as "EP", Rumford is "The Rum", and Riverside is known as "Riverdale" About 75% of the people in East Providence do or have done drugs on a regular basis. Kids who live in East Providence attend East Providence high school in which most of the student body has more common sense than the teachers. East Providence is predominantly over ran with portugese people, and whilist in East Providence, watch out for the EP Police they'll catch you breaking the law from 5 miles away. There are a few parties in east providence and virtually almost nothing to do, there are some exceptions though, Central EP holds portugese feasts and a large Heritage Festival during the summer. While in EP you may hear the word "Mad" which is used alot during a normal conversation (EX. that kid is mad custy). A few hotspots in riverside are: The rec, the bank (for skaters), and "the clearing". Some hotspots in Central EP are: Peirce field, hull st., and "Chinky mart". Some hotspots in Rumford are Thompson, the desert, and the trucks.
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Lori: Five. Four, if you're being lazy.
Truman: You record?
Lori: I'm just lazy.
Lori: Five. Four, if you're being lazy.
Truman: You record?
Lori: I'm just lazy.
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