Lee: Hey Tim, look at these twins I've found! This porn thing keeps getting better.
Tim: Ohh my God, I've got to get a computer.
Tim: Ohh my God, I've got to get a computer.
by Ason McG June 27, 2010
Kiddo: Dad, can we play outside?
Dad: No son, I’m doing something
Kiddo: *sad noises* Ik ur watching porn
Dad: No son, I’m doing something
Kiddo: *sad noises* Ik ur watching porn
by ThisIsFun_Lmao November 01, 2020
by SirMoose August 15, 2008
"Jimmy! Why are you watching child porn? That's illegal as hell!" "Well i want to Mom! I want to learn to have sex with this cheerleader at school!" *mom slaps jimmy then throws his ass house out the house cuz he is 18*
by fuckyouwhyyoulookinthisup December 14, 2018
Porn is a boy that puts his large penis in the girls pussy then the boy shoves his dick in the girls pussy then the girl moans like ughh yes yes fuckkk more and then the boy in wraps the girls clothes then squeezes her boobs then the girl gets the boys dick and starts to hump on it then gets the cum out of his dick
by Bugdickbigass July 11, 2021