a sexual act that defines the addition of more than one penis, but not more than two penises. Can be a homosexual or heterosexual threesome but two penises must be involved.
1. So I heard that Chris is gay, he was online looking for the two-meat platter last night and got caught by his girlfriend.
2. So Susan came over, and since Bob was there and she was down for it, we gave her the ole two meat platter.
2. So Susan came over, and since Bob was there and she was down for it, we gave her the ole two meat platter.
by ohitsbigron March 21, 2009
by Inside you May 09, 2019
Prepare and present your Cupcake Platter. While your guest is about to taste your cupcake, quickly surprise them with a "chocolate frosting" from your bowels.
Alison was upset about the unexpected "chocolate cupcake" that Adam decided to frost at the last second - thus creating a Chocolate Cupcake Platter.
by siriray January 31, 2012
Oi Paulie, Mum's just been to Iceland and bought me a shitload of frozen poultry products!
What's for dinner then?
Shit Platter Deluxe of course!!
What's for dinner then?
Shit Platter Deluxe of course!!
by CaptainRyeboto March 04, 2009
A woman, on occasion versatile male, who takes it in all holes and hands or facials from multiple males for attention. Tragically trapping her in a fearful place.
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by pornstitute January 03, 2023
When a rather well hung black fellow conceals his penis in a silver dinner platters and exhibits it to an unsuspecting victim.
by LawsonF October 22, 2015
A sex act performed amongst the geriatric. During coitus the contents of one partners colostomy sack is emptied onto the back of the other partner. At that point the consumption of said contents is optional. Makes for a fine rainy day past-time. The derivation of the term is credited to two drunk idiots at Monty's Crown in Rochester, NY.
Following the early bird special at Dales Rib Haus, and copious ingestion of ex-lax, Edna and I adjurned to the bungalow for a night rife with passion and all you can eat wet back platters.
by the murr/the kilt October 06, 2004