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Pitching a loaf

Taking a sit down, Poping a squat, or just resting the old keister.

The type of sitting that can only be on a step, or on a bench out side of a gas station. Pitching a loaf is a very popular activity among the old. A loaf pitching team was formed in 1974 by the late Milhouse Carroll. The team inspired many old gas station loiters to convert loafisum, a much less radical group. But by the time word of the team got around, all the founding members had passed away right in their loafing spots. Loafing is not limited just to the old and decrypted, it can be done by a boss, or those old at heart. But a word to the wise, don't take loaf pitching lightly, because its not just an action, its a way of life. As told in the timeless words of Milhouse Carroll, "Once the loaf has started, You and your bench, will never be parted."
Boss: Get those tax returns done while I'm pitching a loaf.
by obey123omega January 11, 2009
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pastry pitching

Throwing powdered doughnuts through your car windows at other moving vehicles. The most fun you'll ever have.
Last night we went pastry pitching and got three cars to chase us!
by The Azor April 25, 2007
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pinching a chenery

(verb) 1. Descriptive word(s) used to describe the act of defecating a large thick sweaty meaty chud in a public area immediately after eating greasy food.

(verb) 2. Arresting anyone named Chenery on any number of various greasy offenses, usually related to nonpayment of child support.
Cleetus saw that twat Michael pinching a chenery on the hotel lobby floor after eating 17 sliders and downing 12 warm Bud Lights.

Wow, the police are to be commended for pinching a chenery there by nabbing that farple manooney for not even supporting his own kids.
by Alfonso T. Watt February 18, 2011
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Pinching

When you and your loved one are in the art of lovemaking and you stick two fingers in her snatch and your thumb up her bottom and proceed to pinch them together repeatedly until she cums up your arm.
Lewis gave Julie a good pinching last night.
by Distilledwhiskeydick January 25, 2019
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Pinching

The purposeful and careful bare-tooth biting on the sensitive skin of the areola and of the testicles. This includes a gradual increase in pressure until the recipient's facial expressions change to something closer to wincing, which then signals the time to release.
Johanna was getting tired of vanilla nipple play, so she told Eric she was interested in trying pinching tonight. Eric asked if she wanted it with his fingers or teeth, and Johanna responded with a wink and a bite in the air...
by Lickittwice July 1, 2022
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pitching a tent

this is when keith got dawged by Allee in the movies(it rose)and wat i was told was limped..
Allee sat next to Keith and he Pitched a tent.
by MaTt D. June 9, 2003
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pinching a doughy

when one has to physically pinch their penis to make it erect enough for use.
Ron Jeremy in all of his films can be seen "pinching a doughy "cock while stabbing away.
by ctwnclown September 25, 2010
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