Phonatose

An epidemic of modern civilization. Phonatose is the non compos mentis or comatose-like state of total and complete unresponsiveness as well as total disregard of the physical world often exhibited by teenagers while texting or performing any task on a smart phone.

The only way to free a teenager from the phonatose state is to quickly and swiftly slap the phone out of their hands.

The phonatose condition leads researchers to believe that telepathy will be the communication of the future. It appears modern children are compelled to communicate but prefer any method other than verbally.

Hello, hello! She can't hear you, she's phonatose.

by Scribling May 21, 2013

phonache

To get a headache or feeling of nausea or discomfort from a stressful, unpleasant or otherwise unwanted phone conversation.

"I had a serious phonache after working out the details of the divorce with my ex."

"It took so long to get through to customer service I ended up with a horrible phonache."

by greenman61 December 5, 2013

Photaggravated

One's reaction when someone takes and unwanted photo of them, often from paparazzi.

Steve: Bro, did you hear about Lady GaGa last night, after all that paparazzi?
Joe: Yeah, she was so Photaggravated.

by CoolCatofBADNESSS June 16, 2016

phodaddy

Man with small penis

Gaelan is a phodaddy.

by Systaltic March 30, 2017

phoam

To phoam, phoamed, or to be phoaming.
To act, play the part, or to totally and utterly bullshit your way through a scenario

Person 1: "Oh man, how did you even pass that test?"
Person 2: "Haha, man I don't even know, I phoamed it so hard"

by cockgoblin_69 November 30, 2019

phosawee

phosawee standa for puzzle, but he is also attractive

it's a name. "Phosawee is a cool person".

by Josh Coffee May 29, 2020

Phomance

A love relationship between a person and their phone

Her inordinate relationship with her portable sidekick could only be described as a true phomance

by LaBamaFam December 19, 2021