phonache

To get a headache or feeling of nausea or discomfort from a stressful, unpleasant or otherwise unwanted phone conversation.

"I had a serious phonache after working out the details of the divorce with my ex."

"It took so long to get through to customer service I ended up with a horrible phonache."

by greenman61 December 5, 2013

phonicheckitis

The act of constantly checking your phone when you've given your digits to a hottie

Has he called yet?

No but I've got a wicked case of phonicheckitis

by hayles3121 March 30, 2009

poonache

A slang term used at the work place in order to get away with sexual harassment.

Hey nigga did you see tha gu poonache?
Ilove poonache.

by dextu dick July 21, 2008