With the accuracy of a sniper rifle and the disposition of a demigorgon's head, the Phillips Head Buttcrack is two intersecting buttcracks, one vertical and one horizontal, that lines up in the middle of one's ass with a sphincter in the center point of the intersection. The Phillips Head Buttcrack can also be referred to as the crosshair ass and the forbidden four square.
Man 1: Hey have you heard from Bisexual Tony lately?
Man 2: Yea. He introduced me to his boyfriend who promptly told me he had a Phillips Head Buttcrack. Weird right?
Man 1: Well I can't judge. Whatever gets ya going, am I right?
Man 2: Yea. He introduced me to his boyfriend who promptly told me he had a Phillips Head Buttcrack. Weird right?
Man 1: Well I can't judge. Whatever gets ya going, am I right?
by Jeffgoldblum37 March 10, 2022
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Person 1: We should really give him some advice.
Person 2: But I dont wanna talk to someone like that.
Person 1: We’ve been caught in Phillip’s Paradox.
Person 2: But I dont wanna talk to someone like that.
Person 1: We’ve been caught in Phillip’s Paradox.
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The term "Phillipionos" lacks grammatical accuracy and linguistic legitimacy. When referring to the people of the Philippines, the correct and grammatically precise term is "Filipinos." "Phillipionos" is neither acknowledged in reputable dictionaries nor holds any linguistic validity. instead, it is often perceived as an incorrect or misspelled variation that, in some cases, may even be intentionally employed to demean the Philippine people.
The correct term is "Filipino" because it reflects the historical and cultural evolution of the Philippines. "Filipino" carries with it a deep sense of history, heritage, and national pride, making it the appropriate and culturally significant term for referring to the people of the Philippines.
The correct term is "Filipino" because it reflects the historical and cultural evolution of the Philippines. "Filipino" carries with it a deep sense of history, heritage, and national pride, making it the appropriate and culturally significant term for referring to the people of the Philippines.
The leak not only revealed the personal information of millions of Phillipionos but also some of the country's closely guarded secrets, according to a news report on Sunday.
by Chief Lexicographer October 24, 2023
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Person 2: Wow, it's pretty great! The guitarist is heavenly, the vocalist is great, but tell me, who is the drummer?
Person 1: It's Scott Phillips. Cool dude.
Person 2: Wow, it's pretty great! The guitarist is heavenly, the vocalist is great, but tell me, who is the drummer?
Person 1: It's Scott Phillips. Cool dude.
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by Lil' Roger Jones June 23, 2008
Get the Greasy Phillip mug.Known as the coolest kid in the world to males, and an absolute stud who has the best body around to females. The name Phillip is replaceable with God.
Matt: Phillip, your the man!
Random girl 1: OMG YOU ARE SO HOTT! Can I have some of your nuts!?!?!?!
Phillip: Uhh, sure? *hands her a can of peanuts*
Random girl 1: OMG YOU ARE SO HOTT! Can I have some of your nuts!?!?!?!
Phillip: Uhh, sure? *hands her a can of peanuts*
by Matt T.. January 25, 2009
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