Primitive Pussy

The pussy of our ancestors. Similar to Asian pussy, but tastes more similar to brontosaurus meat than cat meat.

Woah dude!!!! That is the most primitive pussy I've ever seen! My sister's old saggy velociraptor vagina doesn't even compare! It doesn't have as many teeth though...

by Nicaragua57 November 11, 2010

Blanket permission

Given by someone who is definitely flirting with you. Offering you allowance to do whatever you want with the person.

Him: oh wow I shouldn't have touched your thigh like that.
Her: I suppose, but you have blanket permission for...whatever.

Him: oh wow, yummy.

by LoveMonster November 8, 2021

primitive enema

An album released by the band Butt Trumpet in 1994. Also a song on the same album. The song has strong overtones of buttsecks.

Lineup on the album consists of:
1. Clusterfuck
2. Funeral Crashing Tonight
3. I've Been So Mad Latelu
4. DICKTatorship
5. Classic Asshole
6. Decapitated
7. Dead Dogs
8. I Left My Flannel in Seattle
9. I'm Ugly and I don't know why
10. The Grindcore Song
11. Primitive Enema
12. I Left My Gun In San Fransisco
13. Shutup
14. Ten Seconds of Heaven
15. Yesterday
16. Ode to Dickhead
17. Pink Gun
18. Blind

Chick:I need a primitive enema.
d00d: I'm up for it.

by DieHippieDie November 27, 2007

Permidle

Remaining inactive for a seemingly permanent period of time.

He was remaining permidle in the chat for weeks now; he never turns off his computer.

by B3ta+ November 12, 2010

perminfinibid

The process by which a given financial instrument cannot decline in price by virtue of central bank intervention, giving rise to mis-allocation of capital.

The ten year note cannot sell off because the Federal Reserve has a perminfinibid in the market.

by Nathan Hale2 January 17, 2012

primitive fart

The fart routinely used by cave dwellers to smoke out a saber tooth tiger. It's believed to be caused by the horrific combination of digesting tusk marrow and rat carcasses.

After two chorizo tacos and three bowls of northern beans, the harbor master ripped a primitive fart killing his first mate on contact.

by Texas Bill December 15, 2015

permicide

When a Consultant / Contractor changes to an employed job.

Jon has committed Permicide.

by beer-monster November 16, 2016