"10k kada pamilya" or also known as "sampung libo kada pamilya ni Alan Peter Cayetano" is the most famous line in the Philippines, mostly in the comment sections of every social media flat-forms.
- it means that the person named 'alan peter cayetano' need to pay every family 10 thousand pesos. But he didn't even bother, so the whole people starts arguing about it on social media.
Person 1: bro, I'm so hungry Person 2: don't worry bro! we just have to wait for the 10k that was promised by Alan Peter Cayetano.
Person 1: oh, you're right! the sampung libo kada pamilya.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.