post party depression

intense feeling of loneliness and nostalgia, following an awesome night and/or weekend of getting drunk and hooking up

Omg, I had so much fun last night with Tyler. This post party depression is killing me. Do you think he's gonna call?

by welovetucker August 24, 2009

Tea Party Movement

A political action movement started by right-wing nutcases like Sarah Palin filled with greed and a refusal to share, treat others the way one would want to be treated, or follow any of that stuff people are supposed to learn in kindergarten.

Democrat: Look I'm sure we can find a way to work out financial differences here.

Tea party movement supporter: NO! I DON'T WANT TO WORK OUT ANYTHING!! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

Democrat: Maybe all you need is a pair of pants you didn't piss in I guess.

by Gaaraofthedamned July 11, 2011

Party Bandit

A person who attends a party which they initially had no intention of attending, possibly due to a lack lustre male-female ratio, or simply the disgusting and un-entertaining nature of fellow party attendees.

The Bandit will attend the party, but not out of good will towards the host, but rather, to get highly intoxicated to the stage of obnoxiousness. The aim of the party bandit is to switch the entire focus of the party to their drunken antics, rather than the party host.

Did you see John Party Bandit the shit out of the party tonight, I can't even remember whose party it was.

by The Dawg 89 February 11, 2010

Party Guard

"Party Guard" was the name of a popular social society made up of young Boston College graduates living in Boston's North End in the early 1990's. The group experienced several years of growth after the success of its four year run of twice weekly pre-parties and popular "late nights".

Party Guard gained some local notoriety when its t-shirt giveaway became seemingly "too" popular. The official-looking white shirt was emblazoned with a large red cross. Accompanied by "Party Guard" in bold lettering and the tagline "Party First, Safety Last" upset safety advocates and off-duty lifeguards when a large group of partiers were spotted wearing the shirts on a family beach on Boston's North Shore in 1994. Critics had argued that the shirts conveyed an "irresponsible" message and could confuse those in need of water rescue.

Membership waned after this criticism, but its ultimate disbanding was due to its members aging out with several moving from the Boston area. The founder, Gilly (full name redacted), currently lives with his wife and two children outside of Philadelphia, PA.

The Party Guard phenomenon blurred the line between revelry and water safety.

by Chadwick Van Vorhees VII July 18, 2018

Pop Party

An alcohol-free event. Pop is the drink being served instead of alcohol. Kids who are straight-edge have these kind of parties, along with normal kids when their parents are around and they aren't allowed to drink.

"Man, do you think we should go to that party at Ross' house tonight?" - Person A
"No, that's gonna be a pop party, lets go to James' party instead"- Person B

by RMF 935 July 6, 2010

Hallway Party

Super crammed, super fun social gathering held in a small studio apartment or hallway. Fashion, alcohol and drugs are all common, as are themes. (See hipster subculture)

Dude! I had so much fun at that hallway party last night! There really wasn't enough room to dance, but the unintentional handjob was nice!

by joey the waffle October 21, 2010

Food Paralysis

When you have eaten so much food to a point where you are unable to move any part of your body.

Person 1: Man, you just ate the entire rack of ribs!

Person 2: Yeah man, I think I am going to have food paralysis for a couple days.

by WordsmithRuss March 10, 2017