Australian Pinocchio

"Pinocchio down under"

A term used to describe a man's erection, or boner.

I was sitting on his lap, when Australian Pinocchio woke up from his nap.

by ShyChey September 15, 2010

Pinot Grigioed

To get wasted drinking wine (normally Pinot Grigio) at lunch and then continue for the rest of the day working as if you're fine.

Als was completley Pinot Grigioed when he came back from lunch today! Like father like son!

by matthedude May 20, 2006

Pinefive

Group of five members of hockey team who share the same interests and own their local high school. Aside from hockey, this group can usually sing.

"Sorry we can't accept you to pinefive your just not cool enough; and you can't sing.

by donutguy11 November 8, 2010

pinoche

The name of a nice puss...

She has one fine pinoche....mmm edible...

by assilem3 April 11, 2009

Pinocchio burn

a burn or cut on the penis from rapid masterbation

if pinocchio masterbates he will cause a fire from wood on wood which is called a pinocchio burn

by ilovemarryanne August 9, 2006

Pinoch

A Girls Groinal Area

And Then I Licked Her Pinoch

by Kayen October 5, 2003

Pinocchio Beef

It's when your penis grows larger every time you lie to your wife or girlfriend after she asks, "Where have you been?"

The enlargement comes from the satisfaction of knowing you and your penis have been having fun without her.

After arriving home late from a night out with his buddies, Dan had to sleep on his side with his back to his wife, the entire night, after she angrily woke up and said, "Where have you been all night?" That way he could hide his Pinocchio Beef.

by I am not Dan October 9, 2008